Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Will you please take that stupid hat off?

And I didn't even get to go to Comic-Con.

Great to see you too. Come on in.

...I thought it was a hoot and a half.

My objection was based on considerations other than difficulty.

Spending three months at the North Pole for nothing?

His eyes came out a little thin, but you can just pretend he's Chinese.

- Here you go, Shelly. - Thanks, Mom.

Well... Leonard. Aren't you gonna do something?

Oh, yes. In the world of emoticons, I was colon, capital D.

If this is about the night the heat went out...

- Howard. - I don't care...

Thanks to you, my career is over. I will spend the rest of my life here...

Well, let me just tell you. While I do not currently have a retort...

Damn his Vulcan hearing

I sent an e-mail to everyone at the university...

Well, of course I'm gonna do something.

Previously on Angry Birds Toons

So do you want to talk about what happened...

You are planning a party for me, aren't you?

...trying to teach evolution to creationists.

You see, cyanoacrylates are monomers, which polymerize...

- Can I get you something to drink? - No, thank you.

Sheldon went home to Texas.

I'm sorry. This does not look like Texas. Where's the tumbleweeds?