Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You see that? I added the "ensian."

...you can expect a very effusive footnote and perhaps a signed copy.

Hold your horses, young man. Here in Texas, we pray before we eat.

What about you? Raj, is it?

Oh, you still having trouble talking to the ladies? Ha-ha-ha.

That logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc.

...I gave you the snowflake, and we were kissing, and...

All right, I've had enough. Attention, everyone.

That's for when I'm sick. Sad is not sick.

- Hey. Do you wanna talk? - About what?

No, no. You're right. Someone needs to come talk to him.

...when in fact I was being fed false data...

- It was the only way to make him happy. - Why'd you have to make him happy?

I can't mention you in my Nobel acceptance speech.

I don't know what Arctic expedition you were on...

Ugh, this is ridiculous.

...so he tells Spock stuff he knew wasn't true.

Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?

...and tried to choke me to death with the Force, so I'd say a little better.

All you did was lie to me, destroy my dream...

If you don't mind, there's a 3:05 nonstop back to Los Angeles...

Yeah, but research into dark energy proved...

Hey, how's Sheldon doing?