Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Surprise!
Here's my problem with cats.
Pets are called "pets" because you pet them.
Oh! I gotta go to the store.
Oh, at least I don't... I don't miss the bedpans.
Stop staring at your cousin.
- Lobster face! - Ow!
That's the thing about fish: They just love the feel of the human hand.
Mom, Dad, can... can Penny and I be alone for a minute?
"Eric's stealing cookies." "Eric's playing with fire."
Whore.
Hey, guys? I'm thinking about getting a perm.
Ow!
See, I kind of have a crush on you.
"Man-panties"?
I am a nurturer.
Look, man, if you don't do it...
Don't look at me. Mrs. Paul killed these.
Eric, what kind of person would lie about something as serious as being adopted?
So, technically, we're not even related.
This has taught me a lesson.
You're so... shiny.
What are you doing, Forman?