Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thank you.
I noticed you were trying to read it.
Oh, God, Eric! That was so long ago.
I've heard of kissing cousins. But, Have you ever heard of doing it cousins? YUK!!
God gave me a perm, too, but he hit me below the belt.
so my mom's making me clean the basement.
and you're a throbbing red pile.
Gets pretty boring around here too.
Little Red Riding Bitch!
Last week, I overheard my parents talking, and I found out that I'm adopted.
Well, unfortunately, Penny is my cousin.
Best-case scenario: You get the smartest cat in the world. He still craps in your house.
I, uh... I kinda have, like, a passion for T-shirt logos.
Yeah, I gotta admit, Donna, that was a nice burn.
Maybe I should get my own cat. I'm not working. I'm home all day.