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[Drea laughing] Oh, my God!
a little after-party at Eddie Murphy's house with bowling--
No! No. I'll-- I'll get the Molly.
Babe, is it weird that we're going to this shit?
Bush-league.
Babe, you think you can, um...
It's-- You can make jokes of it however much you want,
Okay, everything's a joke, dude.
Uh, it's like if Malia Obama comes anywhere near pot,
[crowd cheering]
[Chloe] Okay, but it does kinda look good against the black sweatshirt.
Feels like that's how we roll?
Dude, you go get it. Look, I'mma give you the money
Guess this is what they would say the other side of White Gaze is.
But I'm only telling you the truth because we don't lie to each other, right?
Armenia's next to Iraq, or Iran, depending on who you ask.
Maybe there's hope for us.
What? No. No, I only deal with Sarkis if I absolutely have to.
that for every minute a woman works out,
Stop saying "thot." You sound like an idiot.
Haley
People start seeing this shit, what are they gonna say?
But it's cool, yeah!
My friend got weed from this guy she knows and she brought it with us.
-Get in the car. -[Kenya] Oh, right.
-It's like a win-win for both of us. -Dude, did I ask you to bring me a Frap?
Then we can avoid this conversation in the future. You get the points.
[Joya] You want me to help you pick out a t-shirt?
Did you just compare yourself to Sasha and Malia Obama?
put-upon, lost-youth-having daughter.
We deserved that. Like, it turned out
What are we gonna do?
You look like it!
-She uses, like, coconut sugar-- -What the fuck are you talking about?
Did you know Chloe was here?
You'd probably pick out some American Apparel bullshit.
-But I'm the sociopath? -Yeah.
I had six children with a woman who'd have six children with a sociopath.
[Joya] We just need to be out of here in the next two minutes.
What?
white athletic socks with Adidas sandals.
Here you go, it's melting.
I lied to you.
♪ Get out the way Get the fuck up out my way, yeah... ♪
You got that from everything I just said.
-Stay here. -Huh?
Danny's dude dealt out of a sideswiped C-Class
-[Drea] I'm not gonna die alone, okay? -[Kenya] Whoa, oh, oh, oh.
I-- I don't know! Will you stop and listen to me? Focus!
Drea,
What I do know is I liked things a little bit better