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His own mother wasn't a Jewish lawyer.
you should have such a constitution.
[ Archie ] ♪ guys like us we had it made ♪
He actually thinks because they're Jewish they're smarter, shrewder.
Stifle yourself !
[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ those were the days ♪
♪ [ Resumes, finishes ]
It's the meat. It's not done enough.
It looks like a long, long siege ahead.
Six minutes later, to the second, watch out.
Oh, no, daddy. Not that again.
Yeah. How do they sound to you ?
Remember, even Jesus was a Jew.
sister Catherine, sister Jeremy, sister Rosemary--"
Remember that.
[ Archie, Edith ] ♪ mister, we could use a man ♪
I appreciate your extraordinary faith...
I read that in a fortune cookie once.
Hiya, Lionel. You want some rice puddin' ?
"Clarence the fifth Marshall."
I put ? Small dent ?
and he always says the same thing.
What you meant to call me was, say, Mr. funk or Mr. wagnall, the dictionary people.
"Johnson and Smith. McDonald and shelby.
Hey, Mr. rabinowitz, where you goin' ?
Pleased to meet you. Let me take your coat.
It's the wrong image, arch.
I don't wanna hear about the articles !
Yeah, what about a doctor, daddy ?
Now, please try and show a little class, huh ?
uh, Polish sausage is very good.