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- He's the secretary of defense. - Hi.

Yeah? Okay. Uh, 30, Frito.

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Hey, that's good. You sure you ain't the smartest guy in the world?!

I think he can figure out how to sit on his ass and watch TV all day.

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I didn't steal anything.

Under President Not Sure's leadership, a new era dawned.

Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.

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and not having his U. P. C. tattoo.

Evolution does not necessarily reward intelligence.

He talks like a fag too.

was a lot easier when the world is populated by morons.

Don't Forget Which is Which Niki

But swedish fins' got what fish crave - its got electrolytes

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President Camacho!

It won eight Oscars that year, including best screenplay.

You got the highest score in history. Brought to you by Pfizer.

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Seemed to be heading for this particular "domistile".

and one of its most secretive.

and mankind became stupider at a frightening rate.

Okay, her pod's up here on the right. She shouldn't be far away, I hope.

Hey. Just draw me a map, okay?

Well, we finally decided to have children...

I thought you was in jail. How'd you get to be the secretary of interior?

And I'm all, "You've gotta be shittin' me." But check this out, man.

Welcome to the Identity Processing Program of America.

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YEAH! I like money though...

Your kids are starving. Carl's Jr. believes no child should go hungry.

You know, I think there's been some kind of mistake...

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I've been thinking. It's been 500 years.

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He's kinda stupid, but he's President Camacho's stepbrother.

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I tell her not to do the experiment.

until humanity was incapable of solving even its most basic problems.

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Justice wasn't also blind, but had become retarded as well.

I can't believe I'm even saying this, but...

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Yeah, I think everybody does

But thanks to recent advances in stem cell research...

Rita! It's me, Joe, from the experiment. Get in the car! Come on.

Yeah. I like money though.

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Could you check again?

He's my lawyer... and he's not a very good one either

- Forget about the time machine. - Yeah!

I'm the Director of National Security... Brought to you by Carl's Jr

Why'd you do that?

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- I thought someone should look out for you too. - Thanks.

Oh, yeah, that's...

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

And that's all it was for 90 minutes.

Why do you keep trying to read that word?

What I do is just like, like, you know …

I'm gonna socially distance

You are harboring a fugitive by the name of Not Sure.

- Please stand clear. - Freeze! Hands up! Don't move!

An imbecile sapling, deeply rooted in stupid soil…

And he sentenced his ass to one night of Rehabilitation.

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Joe used his superior intelligence...

He's gonna make 'em grow again.

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I'm real glad you're happy to be here, Frito, but I brought you here to help me.

And his brother Bobby Mawumba in the Ass Blaster!

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You got the highest score in history. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

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That's right. Whatever you say, sir.

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Water? Like out the toilet?

Thank you for waiting. Dr. Lexus will be with you shortly.

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For the smartest guy in the world, you're pretty dumb sometimes.

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Hey, Frito. Frito, you remember those crops we saw off the road...

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- We're all unemployed! - You think that makes the "ecomony" suck?

- So why didn't you tell us? - 'Cause I like money. I'm sorry.

Brittany? No, you didn't!

Just hold on, okay? Everyone just take it easy, okay?

I give you my word as president.

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And that's the offensive coordinator

Think, uh... you think maybe you could wait a day?

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- I don't talk like that. - "I don't talk like that."

my new vice president.

- Is she bangin'? - Yeah, sure, she is.

He won a contest. Got to be a cabinet member.

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