Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Two?
South Carolina, "whassup?"
You know things are bad when they're comin' to me for answers.
She already is here. That must mean I didn't go back in time, right?
New Sec Def
You gotta stop this thing. He was right about the water.
Joe was arrested for not paying his hospital bill...
- Yeah. - I can't hear you!
So? Shut up, 'cause you broke my house.
'Cause Brawndo's got electrolytes.
and another bucket that holds five gallons...
That's how come he's making you secretary of interior.
many of our best pilots, soldiers and military leaders...
Yeah.
Oh yeah baby I can wait so good
Then you just, like, back it up. And then you...
Yes! Yes!
- Do somethin' smart. - Yeah.
Yes.
Oh Yh baby I can wait so good
He said, "Man, whatever.
According to Trump, russia defeated Hitler?! The ignorance and stupidity of this man has no bounds.
Yeah Bill, people really like what we're doing Yeah John, I agree too and they don't have a problem with the price
Well, don't wanna sound like a dick or nothin'...
after he pays back all the money he stole from the hospital!
Yeah suck one
MATT LIKE DUDES SUCK MY BUTTHOLE!
That guy got hit in the balls.
oh god even you wouldn't get into god's gym with those tracticals! and you won't get into god's gym with those nonappricallregardlinghuttrrasokis!
Let's get you sworn in. Let's get you sworn in.
Upgrayedd
and left the intelligent to become an endangered species.
I could wait so good
Hey. Hey, I know. Let's put toilet water on it. huh?
Joe was elected the president of America.
I ain't never seen no plants Grow out of no toilets
the star of Ow! My Balls! Hormel Chavez!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
some "techmological" differences...
They're being all weird and hush-hush about it.
BUT, UH, IT SAYS ON YOUR CHART THAT YOU FUCKED UP.
- and Frito will give you a hand with it. - Why?
- Uh, the toilet. - Be right back.
Well, I've never seen no plants grow out of no toilet.
Now, prosecutor, why you think he done it?
like, you know what I mean? Like...
- but I can't accept it, sir. - What? Why?
I got a three-point plan to fix everything.
bigger than the Dildozer, bigger than the Ass Blaster...
I've got a 3 point plan to fix *EVERYTHING* Number one, we got this guy, not sure
Goddamn, shit's changed in a year.
coming out of retirement just to pound Not Sure's ass...
Don't worry, scrote. Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.
Joe wandered the streets, desperate for help.
You understand? So I'll be right back.
I got sat on my face and everything. Maybe check those files back there?
Go away, sploitin
I'm sorry. I am being a big dumb ass. Sorry.
I had some pretty bad habits back there that I don't want to fall into again.
- So you smart, huh? - No, no.
Uh, it's, like, far.
- Now you know why he built that bomb. - Yeah.
It's you. Oh, man, I really love your show.
When ana mimics buhr
Hey! She's not puttin' out?
You're unbillable.
Oh, really?
Uh, rehabil... rehabilate...rehabalation?
I don't care. Come on!
And now the dude that everybody came here to see...
My-My-My joints are all achy and I...
SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP
Please proceed to the diagnostic area on the right...
Git yo ass up here
Now, I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now...
Okay, sir, we're comin' in.
Into that dust storm, Frito.
Shit. Hang on a second.
You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
Oh, my God!
Let's get ready to rehabilitate Not Sure!
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Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
- No, I'm serious here. - Don't worry, scrot.
give it up for beef supreme
I thought it would be bigger
Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle.
Hey, come on, Joe. I already told you...
transformers have what
- Hey, you still on the clock! - Yeah, girl.
You know, he helps me sell the paintings and shit.
God, no. That just wouldn't make any sense.
It's been 500 years? Oh, hell, no!
- Yeah. - What?
- So act smart! - Smart like you?
- Yeah. - And you made me get in the car? I got two strikes, asshole!
Get Your Hands Off Of My Junk
With no natural predators to thin the herd...
We seem to be experimenting some techmological differences
What happens is, the drugs will kick in, we drift off to sleep...
- I would be like, "It's mine, all night!" - Listen. Cut it out!
Tell people to read books.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
and get you a jail job while you're being a particular individual in jail.
Yeah, what if this time machine don't work?
Mmm, girl. Oh, yeah? So when we gonna do it?
BRANCH TROLL FANBOY2009 IN REAL LIFE
Water? Like out the toilet?
Fart fart
Come in here and not shut up.
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell has grandkids now and she's a grandma now. oh congratulations to her! i hope she'll enjoy her grandkids. and reture with christine taylor and suzanne broad.
Number one, we got this guy, Not Sure.
'cause the pay me every time I do!
BRANCH TROLL FANBOY2009 IN REAL LIFE
Say, would you guys mind if we had a little moment together? Alone?
- you know, I think I'm actually gonna kinda miss 'em. - Yeah.