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Like I always say

I know. I know.

Oklahoma is exotic It’s got convection

Go away, sploitin

Leicas Leicas Everywhere...

See, 'cause I knew this, uh, Dutch exchange student.

Brawndo's got what plants crave.

His name was Untgrad.

- Oh, I-I like money. - Yeah.

Telling people they can get rich from Bitcoin

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So, uh... so the winner is, uh...

We go to the time machine, then when I get back to the past...

Last minute pardon by the great white hope?

Okay, how about this? You get me to the time machine, and when I get back...

There’s that fag talk we talked about

that's more then i can say for you granny raelene snell you old egg white grqanny! thanks dear retirement is good me soap and crustians and boogleoohogles yes me mom's a bag and she took her bag mom to the T bag shop dear. yes still kicking it at 99 years!

Wait here, okay? Wait there.

Now, I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now...

And fun bags over there is the attorney general.

- We should hang out. - Totally.

Judge Judy needs to know what cases she can and can't recall! Yes I agree she's been whacked over the head by Grandma Snell with her walking cane.

yes beryl berayleyette? what do you want? i want to do some flasting in forrestfield.

- Where we going? - Just get in the car.

to make this man...

Go away, sploitin

I guess I just can't get outta the way anymore, can I? You know what?

when Charlie Chaplin and his evil Nazi regime...

in exchange for dropping of certain criminal charges and a small fee.

Then maybe you'd go to jail for not havin' any money.

- I don't even know what it is. - You better find out.

There’s that fag talk We talked about

Would you like another Extra Big-Ass Fries?

The Brawndo company simply bought the FDA

He’s gonna fix the ecomony

Here's some highlights from last week's Rehabilitation.

Yeah, that's enough of your bullshit, sir.

Unfortunately, Trevor passed away from a heart attack...

The Biden family motto I'm gonna Fuc* all you all

But then, the chief "J" just went off.

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Doctor Congo’s got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

- 'Too. - Yeah. Got it.

Kamala explaining the Russia and Ukraine conflict

- Me? No. - Okay. This particular individual is unscannable.

white claw's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

- Yeah, man, but you said there was a time machine, right? - Yeah.

More like... but on the street. You go, um... Wait. Let me start over.

It's supposed to embarrass you into leading or at least following.

driving the biggest, hugest correctional vehicle ever built in history...

Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.

bRAWDO'S GOT WHAT BATTERIES CRAVE IT'S GOT ELECROLYTES

- Ow! God! Hey, stop! - Damn it.

- What? - Ow! Ow. Ow. Ow.

which perfume are you gonna buy? stronger with you emporio armani.

I don't know, just... people and fruit and shit.

But I'm doing everything I can to get us back there, okay? I promise you.

But Swedish Fish got what fish crave. - It's got electrolytes

My first wife was 'vergent. She's a

Hey, that may be how you refer to women in the future, but come on.

He's gonna fix the dust storms too.

That is not okay! And I rest my case!

Ok, this particular individual in unscannable

I’m actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir.

Go Away! Datin'!

Hey, uh, but you're gonna bring her here, right?

I've been hallucinating.

- Man, what? - Oh, yeah, baby.

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And you know what? It's none of my business, but when we get back...

- I thought it was in Georgia. - Georgia's in Florida, dumb ass.

Behind the truck, stupid!

Georgia's in Florida, dumbass

South Carolina representin

I don't know how to be secretary of anything.

BOB justifying the DHop trade Drew talking soccer

He cost millions of people their jobs.

He thinks he's gonna get billions of dollars if he takes us there.

and Rita, the former prostitute, became first lady.

So act smart! Smart like you?

So you knew this thing was just a ride the whole time?

I thought there was 2 opf ya!

I can explain everything. We can take 'em to your house, show 'em the pod.

However, if successful, we believe humans can be stored indefinitely.

but didn't you go to jail for not havin' enough money?

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Shit i thought there was two of you

- No, you can't come in. - Can too!

Now, you either lead, follow, or get out of the way. All right?

when youre almost set here niggaz

Hey, look, can you just... can you wait a second, please?

"Virtually Everywhere."

I thought your head would be bigger.

Get your hands off me. What do you think I'm gonna do, run through the field?

You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon.

grandma raelene i told you not to sit on the collapsle chair it's broken now! that's how granny sheeley did her back in it's the onlychair we had you fool! oh sorry you very old wrinkly grandma carlan you old 100 years old granny my mom broke the chair as well oh it's so evil!

That ride sucks anyways.

Frito, take a right here. Right, right!

we'd all like a hand job, but we don't have time for it.

How did this happen?

but his perceived effeminate voice only drew big gales of stupid laughter.

Shit! I got too many damn kids!

he's got a higher IQ than any man alive!

- Yeah. - I think everybody does, Frito.

Justice wasn't also blind,

He's a goddamned idiot.

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I could really go for a starbucks right now

He talks like a fag too