Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- We should hang out. - Totally.

So act smart! Smart like you?

The Biden family motto I'm gonna Fuc* all you all

- I thought it was in Georgia. - Georgia's in Florida, dumb ass.

Justice wasn't also blind,

Shit! I got too many damn kids!

- What? - Ow! Ow. Ow. Ow.

Hey, look, can you just... can you wait a second, please?

Georgia's in Florida, dumbass

How did this happen?

- No, you can't come in. - Can too!

Wait here, okay? Wait there.

Ok, this particular individual in unscannable

to make this man...

There’s that fag talk we talked about

It's supposed to embarrass you into leading or at least following.

However, if successful, we believe humans can be stored indefinitely.

You wanna solve this problem. I wanna get my pardon.

- Me? No. - Okay. This particular individual is unscannable.

white claw's got what plants crave it's got electrolytes

And you know what? It's none of my business, but when we get back...

The Brawndo company simply bought the FDA

I can explain everything. We can take 'em to your house, show 'em the pod.

driving the biggest, hugest correctional vehicle ever built in history...

So, uh... so the winner is, uh...

His name was Untgrad.

- 'Too. - Yeah. Got it.

Frito, take a right here. Right, right!

I've been hallucinating.

Brawndo's got what plants crave.

He's a goddamned idiot.

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- Oh, I-I like money. - Yeah.

My first wife was 'vergent. She's a

grandma raelene i told you not to sit on the collapsle chair it's broken now! that's how granny sheeley did her back in it's the onlychair we had you fool! oh sorry you very old wrinkly grandma carlan you old 100 years old granny my mom broke the chair as well oh it's so evil!

That is not okay! And I rest my case!

He talks like a fag too

and Rita, the former prostitute, became first lady.

when Charlie Chaplin and his evil Nazi regime...

I don't know, just... people and fruit and shit.

South Carolina representin

And fun bags over there is the attorney general.

- I don't even know what it is. - You better find out.

Okay, how about this? You get me to the time machine, and when I get back...

bRAWDO'S GOT WHAT BATTERIES CRAVE IT'S GOT ELECROLYTES

Go Away! Datin'!

Like I always say

He's gonna fix the dust storms too.

He’s gonna fix the ecomony

Now, you either lead, follow, or get out of the way. All right?

Now there are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.

He cost millions of people their jobs.

Now, I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now...

Leicas Leicas Everywhere...

There’s that fag talk We talked about

Masturbation Network

BOB justifying the DHop trade Drew talking soccer

that's more then i can say for you granny raelene snell you old egg white grqanny! thanks dear retirement is good me soap and crustians and boogleoohogles yes me mom's a bag and she took her bag mom to the T bag shop dear. yes still kicking it at 99 years!

- Yeah. - I think everybody does, Frito.

he's got a higher IQ than any man alive!

Go away, sploitin

We go to the time machine, then when I get back to the past...

we'd all like a hand job, but we don't have time for it.

Yeah, that's enough of your bullshit, sir.

Then maybe you'd go to jail for not havin' any money.

Shit i thought there was two of you

Get your hands off me. What do you think I'm gonna do, run through the field?

See, 'cause I knew this, uh, Dutch exchange student.

Would you like another Extra Big-Ass Fries?

Go away, sploitin

That ride sucks anyways.

He thinks he's gonna get billions of dollars if he takes us there.

yes beryl berayleyette? what do you want? i want to do some flasting in forrestfield.

"Virtually Everywhere."

- Where we going? - Just get in the car.

But I'm doing everything I can to get us back there, okay? I promise you.

Here's some highlights from last week's Rehabilitation.

I guess I just can't get outta the way anymore, can I? You know what?

- Yeah, man, but you said there was a time machine, right? - Yeah.

Telling people they can get rich from Bitcoin

- Man, what? - Oh, yeah, baby.

when reading wasn't just for fags...

but didn't you go to jail for not havin' enough money?

But Swedish Fish got what fish crave. - It's got electrolytes

So you knew this thing was just a ride the whole time?

in exchange for dropping of certain criminal charges and a small fee.

Judge Judy needs to know what cases she can and can't recall! Yes I agree she's been whacked over the head by Grandma Snell with her walking cane.

Unfortunately, Trevor passed away from a heart attack...

Kamala explaining the Russia and Ukraine conflict

but his perceived effeminate voice only drew big gales of stupid laughter.

More like... but on the street. You go, um... Wait. Let me start over.

Hey, that may be how you refer to women in the future, but come on.

when youre almost set here niggaz

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I’m actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir.

I could really go for a starbucks right now

Hey, uh, but you're gonna bring her here, right?

The Masturbation Network.

I thought your head would be bigger.

Doctor Congo’s got what plants crave. It's got electrolytes.

Behind the truck, stupid!

Oklahoma is exotic It’s got convection

which perfume are you gonna buy? stronger with you emporio armani.

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- Ow! God! Hey, stop! - Damn it.

I know. I know.

But then, the chief "J" just went off.

I don't know how to be secretary of anything.

Last minute pardon by the great white hope?

I thought there was 2 opf ya!