Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good luck, Joe.

Water? Like out the toilet?

- Objection! - What are you objectifyin' on?

Wow. Thank you, Formica.

Okay, this particular individual is unscannable

A gentleman who goes by the name Ragan$ 2 Riche$, which he spells thusly…

average in every category. Remarkable, truly

Thanks, mom, you know. I would like a staycation

Oh, that's easy. You go down by the museum and stuff.

Your illness is very important to us.

First Trump Cabinet Meeting

Because we need to make more electrons

Frito, why don't you come over here and, uh, take a look at this?

- Hey, you mind if I pound on that, Joe? - What?

Meanwhile, Rita had awakened to find that the world's oldest profession...

When he says that, you're not supposed to choose "get out of the way."

Okay, my niggas, we're almost set here.

I can't believe you like money too.

Cuz they pay me every time I do

Yeah. I couldn't believe it myself.

Next, on The Violence Channel...

how many buckets do you have?

and screaming for Joe's head.

- your body needs electrolytes. - Yeah.

And tomorrow night looks even more better.

ok niggaz were almost set here niggaz

He would not get out of the way.

It turned out the results of Joe's I. Q. test...

Oh, yeah, baby. I can wait so good.

- Well... - Please!

and then he'd sell 'em at the flea market.

Are you ready for some car-on-car action?

doing a little of this and a little of that.

can we make taking machines talk with iranges by 2048? yes so far i've got the robotic parts to be ready by early 2021.

I said I didn't get any.

Every time Metsler says, "Lead, follow, or get out of the way," I get out of the way.

Oh, my God! Oh!

And B, we’ve got all this, like, evidence…

Oh, I— I like money.

Give it up for Beef Supreme!

We did, however, have to come to an arrangement with her pimp...

We got this guy, drrf

How'd you hook up with this guy, anyway?

Your Honor, I'm pretty sure we have a mistrial here, sir.

Yeah! Let's give it up for the Guitar Army.

Yeah. I like money though

That's weird. This thing has the same misprint as that magazine.

The plants aren't growing, so I'm pretty sure that the Brawndo's not working.

don't worry, scrot. the game is gonna kick ass.

In your face, ass, shut up

'cause the test I took was real, real easy.

You See, A Buckeye Bigfoot’s Love Is Very Different From That of a Square

Natural selection, the process by which the strongest, the smartest...

Ladies and Gentlemen, President Ritch!

You See, A Bigfoot’s Love Is Very Different From That of a Square

yes beryl zihlot? are you a distant cousin of raelene's? yes.

Collins, could we skip to the technicals, please?

Grace is wasting herself away Yes Uwase is i'm no bully it needs to stop it's making her angry! Fine you're fired! don't ever say Grace you'll waste it ever again don't bother calling.

COVID TESTING BE LIKE...

- What's the matter? - Man, Upgrayedd didn't tell me they'd be putting me...

THERE'S A BUNCH OF WHORES IN THE HALLWAY!

human evolution was at a turning point.

Just get in the car. I'll explain everything.

fuse order delivery CY2024 (probably?)

Wait, okay, I know. Here's what we do.

Hey, I know. Let's pay off the first $30 trillion with the second $30 trillion.

So, uh, you an artist or somethin'?

- What unit are you with? - Oh, I ain't in the service.

You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.

That part of the trial sucked.

And "B," we've got all this, like, evidence...

Well I ain’t never seen no plants grow out of no toilet - Idiocracy

and the computer did that auto-layoff thing to everybody.

Well, I've Never Seen No Plants Grow Out Of No Toilet.

You've got hepatitis!

Okay. Let's meet our rehabilitation officers for tonight.

Shit, thought there was two of ya

- They do? - Yeah.

I didn't see no crops.

I get out of the way

Do you really want to live in a world...

george i told ya not to be class president and be indesisive between kevin crayonhead smith and amanda stinky robinson and fall between two stolls! boing good riddance faye you dermed's ju from heiulot's gameduilns!

Getting repeatedly kicked in the dick When Drew talks soccer

had been deemed a threat to Brawndo's profit margin.

Ow! Fuck! Ow! Ow!

when youre almost set here niggaz

There are 9,726 listings for Upgrayedd.

And The Number One Movie In The Country Was Called,Funnel Cake

- That's real good. - Then you... oh, yeah!

Yeah. Right. Well, not so good, you know.

And "B," we've got all this, like, evidence...

Mr. Bauers was chosen primarily for how remarkably average he is.

You know, 'cause I can't go back in time and open a savings account.

So don't worry. You're safe.

So if he mentions anything about a savings account, just play along, okay?

Hey! Come here!

And I heard that he doesn't even have his tattoo.

Like, follow me upstairs, like, now.

Secretary not sure

Yeah? Well, there must be somethin' he likes over here.