Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What for?
That's just how that shit went on TV!
Wow, that's great.
- Fuck her, Joe! - Hey, you want us to come along, make sure she puts out?
I'm Good At This Good At What? Sittin' On Ass?
- Yes. - Water. Like out the toilet?
A time machine, for time travel.
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and neither was writing.
Water… Like out the toilet?
There was a girl. She was from the same experiment.
Why are we slowing down? They turned off my battery.
Fuck you penis
What the fuck?
- I can't watch this. - This is...
- Hey, come on. - Uh...
An emergency cabinet meeting was called...
And hes gonna do it allllll un one weeeek
- What is this? - Okay, sir, this is the White House.
Yeah I think everyone does.
Would you like to try our Extra Big-Ass Taco...
Wait a second. Can we start over? Can I cancel this?
He's gonna fix the "ecomony."
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oh yeah baby, I can teach you so good
Thank you Velveeta!
I Thought It Was In Georgia. Georgia's In Florida, Dumb Ass
You know, just to drink.
He would not only end the dust bowl and heal the economy...
- Document number G24L8. - I'm not sure if...
We got this guy, AI. He's gonna fix everything in a single week
And, uh, funbags over there is the attorney general.
- With his options running out, Joe took a bold step.
- I was just looking for some regular water. - Water?
'CAUSE ITS MODULAR
You saved my life. No one's ever done anything like that for me.
Man, I could really go for a Starbucks, ya know?
Petey tells her straight, but she just asks him if he wants mustard for his bagels
im good at this..............
Okay, that's five down and one more to go.
And who could forget that wonderful finish...
Shit! I got too many damn kids!
Upgrayyed
It hadn't even been a year, and the entire project was simply forgotten.
- There's no way we could have a child now. - Mm-mm.
Not like I do. Like when you get it like this, sideways.
He's behind the truck!
Tylenol has what autism craves
We'll occupy Ukraine within 3 days... Oh yeah, baby I can wait so good!
I gotta take care of some "bidness," baby, so I need y'all to wait outside.
Holy shit! It's Beef Supreme!
Oh, yeah.
that's a function! uh-huh? fraction fraction functions in fractions functions functions that fraction.
No way. Not this time. It's coming from high up.
Meanwhile, the population exploded, and intelligence continued to decline...
Your floor is now clean.
Hold on, vato!
- Uh, Joe, I'm not going. - What?
Like out the toilet?
the evil 0 broke you gran raelene! i told you that evil 0 did you no good! chuck that bloddy evil 0 out! oh sorry dear darn that evil 0!
Oh, um, he... he's... somewhere else.
When people ask me what I paint.
I know shit's bad right now with all that starvin' bullshit.
Shit. What do I look like, A pants goblin?
Frito became vice president...
Doesn't look that big, is it?
Way to go, Frito. You know what? Just make a run for it anyways.
Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.
I'm sorry you're having trouble.
Your account balance
But diet mountain dew's got what VicePresidents crave
making him an ideal candidate, with no one to ask any nosy questions...
But Epic has what plants crave... It's got electrolytes!
need more silver
Yeah!
And I believe that time Can come again!
Please deposit $2,000 to begin connection.
SHUT THE FUCK UP
korea
Idiocracy: Prostitute becomes First Lady Trump: Idiocracy becomes reality
excuse me maria lagonikos what would happen if julia gillard was betrayal thompson? well she would be betrayal thompson.
- No, wait. - Please stand clear of the doors.
. South Carolina , what’s up!
Holy shit! Frito, come here! Look!
So true Haha
This time, he would lead.
You're just gonna have to figure it out like we did with the crops.
You want us to put water on the crops? Like out the toilet?
had called a special summit with the smartest man in the world.
Welcome to AOL, Time Warner, Taco Bell, U. S. Government long distance.
What the fuck are you all starin' at?
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I need for you to be serious for a second here, okay? I need help.
Jesus, Collins.
Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
Who's upgraydd?
Fine. We'll move on.
The computer did that auto-layoff thing to everybody
15% tax to rome Or universal income for Americans
Fox News.
I ain't never seen no plants Grow out of no toilets
Paintings
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Come on!
Fuck yeah
Your data
Oh, I- I like money.
the man who solved all our problems...
Maybe it's time I got a new start.
Look!
I have decided to make him...
- She don't mean nothin' to me, baby! - Clevon!
He would soon discover that in the future, justice was not only blind...
Okay, number one, Your Honor, just look at him.
Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?
Last time you told me not to worry was 500 goddamn years ago...
Yeah, I know this place pretty good. I went to law school here.
No one ever comes in here.
Thank you so much.
- So just go back and... - Visit's over!
No, I just need you to tell me how to get to the time machine.