Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Today I step into the shoes of a great man...
Oh. If I had some money and a room at the White House...
YEAH, i LIKE MONEY THOUGH
- I'm good at this. - Good at what? Sittin' on ass?
Your floor is now clean.
But SBDs got what bidbots crave. It's got electrolytes.
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's me grandma now and she's got fake chompers! oh congratulations to her! i hope you'll chuck that evil table out she broke her hip on.
- Forgot what it was for. - Huh.
There's a shuttle down in the Costco. It'll drop us right by the time machine.
- Please confirm your last name, "Sure." - My...
- Oh, yeah. - Discreetly.
Exactly! We Need More Smart People. With An IQ Of OVER 9,000
THERES THAT FAG TALK WE TALKED ABOUT
I have decided...
the brand-new Assdozer!
The Human Hibernation Project...
Hi, uh, I was in an army experiment, and I'm not feeling so well.
and that they wanted water.
Your floor... your floor is now clean.
All right.
Well, it's not my sperm count.
we got secret service guys with huge guns protecting us, okay?
he's gonna do it all in one week.
They've tested it on dogs and everything.
- You know, scientists? You know? - Uh.
I guess this is good-bye then.
- Hurry up, asshole! - Come on!
Shouldn't I train this guy?
carl bain and kerry mummey. phuong bradford and steven dang.
Go away, debatin'
America reunited with its Ex WHo was supposed to be in prison
Yeah, back that thing up.
And "B," we've got all this, like, evidence...
But why
Mr. President! Mr. President, I need to talk to you.
Okay, so I go back and I tell her not to do the experiment.
There's a bunch of whores in the hallway.
How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator
See, uh, just not a lot of moisture. Have you got the map?
a process which had once favored the noblest traits of man...
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell makes useless rolls with with her grandkids now that that do nothing oh she’s moved on! well i hope her grandkids find a job in doing nothing.
You in bed with a stranger.
spakfilla spakfilla spakfilla spakfilla spakfilla. i told you to sprinkle before we left the towers. i didn't have to sprinkle it then.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Kamala explains the Russia and Ukraine conflict 2022 SOTU
I guess I owe you one.
who's filling in for toni heppard? brett multy.
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but he did see a problem that he might actually be able to solve.
And there was a time in this country, a long time ago...
WORD IS BEEF SUPREME MAY COME OUT OF RETIREMENT
The solution came during the budget crisis of 2330...
He's my lawyer. And he's not a very good one either.
We had a little less luck in finding a female researcher's dream within our ranks...
- But I got a solution. - That's what you said last time, dipshit!
Your Honor, I'm pretty sure we have a mistrial here, sir.
- Thank you! - Rita!
Kick ass
I'm the Director of National Security... Bright to you by Carl's Jr
Kick ass!
Uh, "Rehabil... rehabilate...
Waters got what microbes/viruses crave
Upgrayedd agreed to loan us Rita for exactly one year...
Yeah, this is your fault. This shit started happening when we switched to water!
That’s an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
And the "UN" un-nazied the world forever.
Unaware of what year it was...
and prepares to lower its ass on Not Sure's head...
I open a savings account in your name.
if you put water on the crops, it might actually...
Yeah. Hadn't thought of that.
So, put your hands together and give it up for Frito Pendejo.
Georgia's in Florida, dumbass.
First, however, there was the difficult challenge of gaining his trust.
This one goes in... Your ear....
Look, Rita, get Frito.
Costco has detected a dangerous fugitive in aisle 16,702.
frozen in their prime, for use when they are needed most.
and had a total of 32 kids...
The economy was in a state of deep neglect.
Yeah! Wouldn't shut up!
Idiocracy IRL
This one... no.
- What? Oh, no. No! - Please come back when you can afford to make a purchase.
With two D's, as he says, for a double dose of his pimping.
Yeah. It's not all it's cracked up to be.
Welcome to the Time Masheen.
Man, he don't seem too bright. You sure he knows where he's going?
Chill out.
and the F. C. C...
Oh, shit, I'm pregnant again!
could somehow magically travel through time...
Still, he does a pretty good job, eh?
Hey, I could have you disbarred... disbarred... for what you did to me.
who's filling in for lisa frame-smith? johanne fife.
that Joe would solve all their problems.
You See, A Buckeye Bigfoot’s Love Is Very Different From That of a Square.
And it breaks all the time 'cause some smart guy made it a long time ago.
Fuck you penis
Then I'll spend the rest of my life trying to fix it.
Ow my balls!
Look, Rita, you gotta understand that Upgrayedd's been dead for a long time now.
- Hey! - Oh, oh, okay.
- Put your hands up! - Don't move! Freeze!
! i won't hazy maze cave i'm here to protect you. now what did i tell ya a few minutes (rips curvy leg hairs out) now no curvy leg hairs you're poker straight now! thank you! irerings 5 firerings ok ok betrayal thompson what did i tell ya a few minutes ago? thank you now stay poker straight! super lax hay cave course 11394 unlocked!
Given enough time, Joe's plan might have worked.
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Yo Hi
Hi. Excuse me. I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir.
This is gonna be so sad. I hope I don't cry.
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- What? - Oh, goddamn it.
Navy Medical
- Tastes like Gatorade. - Is that that Brawndo stuff?
Besides, you do a kick-ass job...