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'Cause you been chargin' me by the hour, and it's been, like, three days.

He said that wasn’t my bill. He said that wasn’t my bill.

- You got something I can wear? - Yeah. There's Pro-Wear on the top, assorted in the middle.

-Hold On. Next on The Violence Channel

one of them court-appointed lawyers.

Listen, I-I... I "supersize" with you...

Don't say I stole. You're my lawyer.

we won a contest got to be cabinet member

Shit! I got too many damn kids!

He attempted to jump a Jet Ski from a lake...

Are you a praxis I’ll praxis your face

Says here ticketing and pricing are not talkin

I got a solution. You're a dick!

I should, uh, be honest with you, Mr. President.

Yeah, but why do they use them to make Brawndo?

Gentlemen, meet Joe Bauers...

Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card...

Who wants to go first?

- Trust me. - What happened to those army guys?

and over here we have contestant number 2... beryl riryal!

"This Guy Just Got His Ass A Pardon!"

Not anymore! The stock has dropped to zero...

Yeah. So we can haul our ass back home.

ok niggaz were almost set here niggaz

No, no, they got a time machine.

Joe didn't know it, but the beloved electrolytes...

Oh, I– I like money

With two D's, as he says, for a double dose of this pimping.

We've been walking forever. You sure you know where you're going?

sort of, but, well, actually, not really.

Clevon is lucky to be alive.

Okay. Hey, a couple of us guys were wonderin', uh...

into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts.

Me when butthurt haters are still posting their bullshit

Rita agreed to participate in this experiment...

And Rita, whatever you do, keep painting, okay?

Stand up with me.

But first, to lead us in our Natural Anthem...

Joe and Rita had three children...

You're in the wrong line, dumb ass. Over there.

Ladies and gentlemen, the president of America!

and they gonna need you outside immediately.

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We'll ask for directions on the way.

- Um, Your Honor? - Hmm?

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Hey, um, the, uh... the main screen is malfunctioning...

into a swimming pool and impaled his crotch on an iron gate.

- You mean this is all your fault? - What?

Go away! Gamin’!

And what about the nuc... "nucular" reactor in Florida?

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If you have one bucket that holds two gallons...

Oh, yeah, give me some. Cut me a piece.

Your Honor, I'm pretty sure we have a mistrial here, sir.

- Sit down. It's President Camacho. - Hey, hey, hey, yo...

Me when watched motivatonal videos before the exam

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What I'd do is just like, like, you know... delete the lock file

Can I just say something here?

the base was closed.

Yeah, I know. It's perfect for me. No one bothers me. I can't screw up.

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

I never said that I was the smartest person on earth. You people did.

You still got the chain attached.

welcome to costco, i love you.

Jesus. I knew that was too much to hope for.

Blah blah blah, you gotta believe me!

Stop! You're gonna get us caught, okay?

Like excuse me your a hell of a guy

And you should also think about maybe finding an art manager who's not also your boyfriend.

Plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.

white claw's got what plants crave

They're watering crops with a sports drink?

whose ass it was and why it was farting.

Putin - Trump 2020-2024 and 2028 Make Russia Great Again!

Joe stated his case logically and passionately...

With a combined record of 62 kills...

- Get this shit started! - We're gonna start without Beef Supreme.

This week in America

enabling them to say, do and sell...

Burping in class... 10 points from Griffindor!

I don't know. I mean, how did the world ever get like this?

Joe had awakened to a world in crisis.

you were looking out for the whole world so, you know...

With the Human Hibernation Project, we will be able to save our best men...

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