Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Thank you, Not Sure. - No. What I mean is my name is Joe.

I think it might be because of these drugs the army put me on.

Uh, okay. Uh...

That way, 500 years later, it'll be worth billions.

Whatever you do, keep painting okay?

Baby, I can wait two days.

You've already confirmed your first name is Not.

- I thought you was on the pill or some shit! - Hell, no!

How AOC Became Part Of Congress

You see, a commissioner’s love is very different from that of a square.

Welcome to COSCTO. I LOVE YOU.

I don't know the first thing about growin' crops...

It is a fascinating world though.

you and Upgrayedd should seriously think about couples counseling, okay?

President Camacho made another promise.

Water? Like out the toilet?

Government workers right about now

'Cause of the interest, it'll cost trillions of dollars.

bigger than the Dildozer, bigger than the Ass Blaster...

Yeah. SUCK ONE!

We got this guy Rob He's going to fix everything in 1 week

When she asks why you can’t be faithful

it began to simply reward those who reproduced the most...

Water… Like out the toilet?

- Yeah, yeah, baby, yeah! - Yeah?

to produce sperm for artificial insemination.

There’s that free speech talk we talked about

Yo, Mr. Secretary Not Sure. They found that whore you wanted.

yes beryl gutterette? what do you want? i want to do some monkeycesecenarsenepin capuleting in mount casurina.

If you don't have one of these, they're gonna throw you in jail.

I mean, I've never even voted, actually.

- My what? I'm gettin' replaced? - Yeah, they didn't tell you?

Saltwater's got what plants crave

Now, since y'all say you ain't got no money...

Welcome to the Costco 12 conference championship game.

Don't worry scrote There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives

Hello, it is me, David Marshall!

now began to favor different traits.

All right? Hey, come on!

Keepin' America 'batin' for 300 years.

I’m the Secretary of State Brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

That's what I thought!

- Joe? - That's Not Sure, ma'am.

And as history pulls down its pants...

Okay, we're gonna do this shit.

When Bronsexuals continue with their drama

- Hold on. - Next, on The Violence Channel...

John likes dongs

Besides, you know, I don't think Upgrayedd would be too happy about that.

Right. Kick ass.

Man, I hope somethin' grows fast.

You know, there was a time in this country...

- Uh, this way. - Yeah!

- You know, I gotta get home. - But we still got all these problems.

fireflies taste like light. really? well i'll have to try one.

- What are the odds of... - Where's your tattoo? Tattoo?

There's that fag talk we talked about

- Door won't shut. - What about the chain?

to the time machine.

by Rehab Officer Tylenol Jones?

- Extra foam. - I got a bunch of money too.

Yeah, suck one. UK got like 240 something

Now, I'm no botanist, but I do know that if you put water on plants, they grow.

I was part of an army experiment...

I, uh, had a neighbor, Glen. He used to make chainsaw sculptures...

You talk like a fag And your shits all retarded

and I'm not pointing fingers, but it's not going well.

- But Brawndo's got what plants crave. - It's got electrolytes.

The most average person in our entire armed forces.

are to be placed into a dry freeze...

"Excape. " "Excape. "

Uh, yeah. This sucks pretty bad.

Twinkcoin's got what millennials crave.

Oh, is someone not feeling well?

- Kinda reminds me of this one time that I was... - Man.

Now with more Molecules

See you in a year.

Please say the name of the person you wish to call.

- How'd this happen? - How did it happen?

Thank you, Velveeta. Well, it started off boring and slow...

Well, shit. That's a big pile of rocks.

I give you my word.

my reaction to the steal a brainrot movie

much less the goddamn "ecomony."

I ain't never seen no plants Grow out of no toilets

I don't even know what I'm guilty of here.

- Yeah. I like money though. - Police! Open the door!

It look like a peanut.

YOUR TASK... YOUR TASK IS NOW DONE

But I just want you to ask yourselves one question first.

Well, I mean, it doesn't have to be out of the toilet, but, yeah, that's the idea.

Meanwhile Amazon workers be like.....

We’ve got all this, like, evidence...

The "UN" un-Nazied the world forever.

He won a contest Got to be a cabinet member

Average in every category

Come on, asshole! Go on! Take him to jail!

Couple of us guys was wonderin’ if we could go family-style on her.

They're gonna do the Malachi Crunch on him!

Dang! May I approach your benches?

Shuttle's down there in electronics, about an hour from here.

We should focus on the crops. So let's get back to work. Maybe later.

Tell people to just use their brains or something.

This is how Joe Bauers got the nickname "Not Sure".