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Says here you, uh, robbed a hospital?
Blah blah blah you gotta believe me
That's a dog! Uh-huh?
I got a three point plan to fix everything
I can wait so good
- Why'd you do that? - Yeah. I'm not guilty.
I object that he interrupted me while I was watching Ow! My Balls!
Georgia’s in florida, dumbass.
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Thirty billion dollars.
Okay, sir, this is to figure out what your "aptude's" good at...
Aww, is someone not feeling well?
Please, pull over and wait for the police to incarcerate your passenger.
Don't worry, scrote.
Listen, I can explain, okay? I was in an army experiment.
And I believe that time can come again!
NOT LIKE I WALK
That's my boy!
When she ask why you always gotta leave as soon as you bust.
No way. I spent the last two days looking for it. It ain't easy to find.
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whenever you want me to take you...
Don't worry, scro! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick-ass lives.
Actually, I don't even know where I am.
What are electrolytes? Do you even know?
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And this is helping.
Uh, yeah, I don't see you in here. So, you're gonna have to, uh, stay in prison.
Yeah! Yeah! I'm gonna fuck all y'all!
Let’s give it up for the guitar army
We got this guy chase delauter He’s gonna solve all our problems
"Excape. " "Excape. "
I like having sex with chicks.
Come on. Hustle over here, buddy. I wanna figure this out.
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.
Welcome to COSCTO. I LOVE YOU.
We are going to take you back, first to the year 1939...
Oh, shit. It's Upgreyedd.
It's, like... It's, like, by the museum...
and keep quiet on the matter, in exchange for certain leeways...
He was right. The water... it worked.
- Utilize her! - Okay.
when you were trying to tell me to get into some coffin.
But signal's got what SEC DEF's crave. It's encrypted.
Wait a minute. You got cops after you?
Collins!
Mert nem konvergens. És a sorozatok elektrolitra vágynak.
Hey, uh, let this dumb ass through.
Upgrayedd. That's an interesting name. Is he Dutch?
Oh!
It look like a peanut.
Water? Like out the toilet?
He won a contest Got to be a cabinet member
of how, like, this guy didn't even pay at the hospital.
OK, you know where the time masheen is?
All right, so that'll be... this many dollars.
#butfirst
So you can try and shoot me. You can try and run me over, whatever.
Fuck, yeah! Now gimme a beer.
Go away, gamin
Fuck you, i'm eating
- Then she won't even be here. That'll work, right? - Uh...
It's what they use to make Brawndo.
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- That's not what the other lawyer said. - What do you mean what the...
now we will begin to proceed to obtain your I. Q. and "apitude" tests.
Water… Like out the toilet?
All's I know is I better find Upgrayedd before he finds me.
He talks like a fag too
I always want to say this when people ask what I paint..
I don't really know what's going on, but I'm seein' things.
Chiefs fans talking football
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Blah, blah, blah. You gotta believe me!
But Brawndo's got what Dos craves. It's got electrolytes
Hey. Hey, get out of here. Hey, get out of here!
Yeah, well...
leederville isn't leadvile or bleedingvale or bledoutvale or sianerville or tighterville or snowbirdville or pigeonville or grassville or boingville or angerville or missmoukville.
Go away! 'Batin'!
Hey. Hey, I know. Let's put toilet water on it. Huh?
After you've killed someone...
Shit, I thought there was two of you.
In your face, ass! Shut up.
- Are we on base? - I'm gonna base your ass on my fist.
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And so, after serving a short term as vice president...
- Yeah! - Jesus, that was close.
You know, I think they were pretty close even in my day. You know?
A pimp's love is very different from that of a square
John is the mother fucking dong commander
Sure. Let me just finish here.
So, you owe your boyfriend money?
Break it down, Camacho!
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Wait, you're not Steve?
This should help you calm down.
Oh, shit. It's Upgrayedd.
- I can't hear you! - Yeah.
It's always me, right?
is an only child, and both parents are deceased...
Upgrayedd don't care where the time machine is. Now, then, last week...
but it's Secretary Not Sure who finds himself in the toilet now.
Thank you. Your account has been charged.
Having kids is such an important decision.
Someone has to have invented a way to travel back in time by now.
Frito, can you get me over there?
Wait. This reminds me of something.
but, uh, it says on your chart that you're fucked up.
Base my ass in your fist face..... fist.........ASS
that this guy also broke my apartment to shit.