Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

just go ahead and shoot me, 'cause there's no way...
How come nobody's buying Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator?
Cause bullets
Don't worry, scrot.
This one goes in your ear. And this one goes in your butt.
- Billions! - 'Cause?
First cabinet meeting
Go away Cruitin’
Uh, uh, uh...
This guy just got his ass a pardon!
I like money
Water, the basic component of all life...
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.
As you know, this is highly classified.
When Hunters are shooting outside early in the morning Ah shit it's upgrayyedd
Baker Mayfield be like...
korea
Okay. Let's go take a look at those crops.
Let's get you sworn in.
- No jail time. - Yeah?
Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?
- Can it get me back to 2005? - Oh, yeah, but it's, like, really expensive.
Right in the balls!
Water? Like out the toilet?
I like to have sex with chicks
Welcome to Costco. I love you. Welcome to Costco. I love you.
to come up with the best escape plan he could think of.
He talks like a fag too
Not Sure, get your ass up here, wherever you is.
yes beryl basherette? what do you want? i want to do some bumpy ballooning in bunker bay.
And I Object!
we’ve got all this, like, evidence...
YO hi
When Butthurt lakers fans Are Still making excuses
Let me get that little peanut head up here.
If I can just stay in here another eight years, I get my pension.
Everyone gets laid at the White House. Everyone.
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You Think Einstein Walked Around Thinkin' Everyone Was A Bunch Of Dumb Shits?"
THIS ONE GOES IN YOUR DEENUS
Oh, hell, yeah! He's on fire!
Yeah, SUCK ONE.
Dude, this is trepidatious. You got me a room at the White House.
Go away, sploitin
Upgrayedd is gonna kill me! He gets mad when I'm a day late with his money!
I'm fixin' to commensurate this trial here.
My head is just killin' me.
wakkofan in real life
yummy malteasers block try it today. ok i'll try it then.
Oh, private sector. Okay.
What the f... oh, hell, no. Uh-uh.
It's a really good way to make money. You're so smart, why don't you know that?
You talk like a fag
"Excape. " "Excape. "
an all-new Ow! My Balls!
Yeah. Oh, boy.
Report to, uh...
even though these people tried to kill me...
The I. Q. test you took in prison.
we’ve got all this, like, evidence...
We’ve got all this, like, evidence...
- No. They pretty much fixed that. - How?
lotions stall markets! potion vials €2.33 for 6 ocean dollars! buy better australian quality better thaen bali! frog's legs $6.44 for ¥4.90 american sanddollars! oh hi 6 packs of oracle gypsy adventure cards please. only $7.21 today (hands money) thank you have an enchanting evening.
Let’s give it up for the Guitar Army!
He will find a way to come get his money!
Frito, he's gonna give us a ride back to the time machine.
Come on over here, bitch! He don't care about you!
Bill O'Brian justifying the DHop trade Drew talking soccer
you're unabillable
Most science fiction of the day predicted a future that was more civilized...
Who's Upgrayedd?
- Are-are-are you sure? - Yeah.
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.
Hey, rehabilitation? One night?
This is Rita. Like Joe, she has no immediate family.
promising that, over time, plants would grow and the dust bowl would end.
Not with the market the way it is, no.
which would set in motion the events that would change the world forever.
Shuttle comes every few minutes. Shouldn't be long.
you start with me and i'll shout really loud i'll wake the whole neighbourhood so i wouldn't start if i were you.
hey jack here's a kneecap to the face! (kneecap retracts) blungee!
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I don't want a new assignment. I tell Sergeant Metsler that every time.
Yeah. You thought you could really travel through time, huh?
BIGMAC13FN in real life
Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator had come to replace water...
Then I won't have to do it either because she won't be here.
you've changed a lot you know as in the way you speak and the way you handle things i'm proud of you changing your attitude. thanks allison and to celebrate i'm going to the international balloon festival at phnom penh. have a good time thank you.
Luckily, my dad was an alumnus and pulled some strings.
but he got the ball rolling...
Water… Like out the toilet?
But how are we gonna figure out about the garbage "ambulanches" and the "comony"?
Mr. President, thanks. That's real cool of you, sir...
I'm a lawyer. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
Hey, you can't leave.
We really don’t have time for a handjob Joe
I don’t know. Just people and fruit and shit.
WELL, DON'T WANNA SOUND LIKE A DICK OR NOTHIN',
dumb, angry mobs took to the streets, rioting and looting...
a simple army librarian was unknowingly...
They must have just forgotten about us.
Why would you do that?
Ow, my balls!
Uh, 'scuse me. I think this might be Gatorade or somethin'.
- Uh, yeah. - You do paintings or...
Yeah, suck one. Time machine costs, like, 20.
Hey, no. You probably don't want to do that with the IVs attached and all.
Hold on…
Excuse me. I'm actually supposed to be getting out of prison today, sir.
Dylan Mulvaney