Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carl's Jr.
give it up for Beef supreme!
- How many billions? - Like, 10.
who's filling in for alison fanderlinden? gus conte.
I didn't know that you'd lose your jobs and all your money...
Why do you keep saying that? - 'Cause they pay me every time I do.
leading to the Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505...
Why come you don't have a tattoo?
President Camacho stood before the world and promised everyone...
in no damn coffin with tubes and shit!
- Do they have one? - What?
No more teasing for Chevy
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but there was no time machine back then, so...
but when he spoke in an ordinary voice...
- Unscannable! - No! No, you don't understand!
Beef Supreme! Yeah! Yeah!
so, uh, shit.
Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm.
And if you could just go ahead and, like, put your tattoo in that shit.
Buy Steemmonsters with USD? But SBDs have the electrolytes bidbots crave?
Everyone gets laid at the White House. Everyone.
because you're not lonely together with him and yes there's the gurger and yes that's correct and i tried warning ya my friend in the 90's warned ya but you didn't listen. well i'll tox up yet i've yet to select my victims and evil towers!, i'm sorry but accessdenied.exe has vanished to 0.34888 not working scarborough fucking crashed it! what now? plamplans.
had caught the attention of the highest levels of government.
Well, yeah, he's sort of my manager too.
Come on, Frito. Hurry!
Come on, Frito. Hurry.
Extra foam
Oh, shit. It's not Upgrayedd.
Listen, I told these people that you were smart, okay?
That's a real bummer about Joe, huh?
I know!
I’ll fag your face
Get him to take you back to the time machine without me. Don't wait.
No, thanks. I can handle it. Yeah.
And B we’ve got all this like evidence
Man, how do you know this shit's safe?
Bannon
we wake up in a year, you'll be paintin' again.
Oh Yea Baby I can flex so good
See you on the south lawn @ufc
Yeah!
It's $80 billion. That's a mighty big minus, isn't it?
Yeah, paintings
I object...
Yes, I did. Now look...
Hey. How's it hang, ese?
And the number one movie in the country was called Ass.
Hold on. Next, on The Violence Channel, it's Invincible
Shit. That's a good deal.
So wait a minute. What you're saying...
- Ow! - Please hold still for your photograph.
and more intelligent.
even more better
All right.
but had become rather retarded as well.
Idiocracy It's coming true.
That's a weird misprint.
and i object... to these claims starting 9999
We got this guy, AI he's gonna fix everything in one week
- No. - Some new assignment.
Okay, so who are you?
IMMA F**K ALL YALL
So why don't we just try it, okay, and not worry about what plants crave?
Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy.
And The Number One Movie In The Country Was Called,Funnel Cake
Tylenol has what pregnant women crave It has Autism
No, it's not. My name is Joe...
I
- Like we did on the crops. - Come on, vato.
she's just curious george, but you don't fire her! boing good riddance whatever that was!
- What are we doing at the White House? - What?
He made believers out of everyone.
- Come on, Frito. - Yeah. I don't think so.
Huh. That's good, 'cause I charge by the hour.
- Come on. Just get me on the stand. - Okay.
oh fuck i need more silver
Dylan malaney
the three smartest kids in the world.
Look, you know, you're just gonna have to solve 'em yourselves.
I’m going to Fuck all y’all
What I'd do is just like, like, you know...
People who didn’t hear the governor's latest speech Hi. Excuse me. I’m supposed to get out of prison today.
And that's the secretary of education.
fuse order delivery CY2024 (probably?)
Oh, yeah, baby I can hate so good.
number 1, we got this guy dynavap
I'M GONNA SOCIALLY DISTANCE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
My first wife was 'tarded. She's a politician now.
Goddamn, a lot of shit’s changed in a year
But when the Brawndo stock suddenly dropped to zero...
But as time went on, things seemed to be heading in the opposite direction.
So, my car's out front...
Come on, scrot. Don't be a pussy. It beats jail, don't it?
Me.
Yeah, really. Now, look. Okay, here's the deal.
but he would cure acne and carsickness as well.
Man, Rita. I mean, I don't know what to say.
Jesus. I don't understand. Why me?
i dont have enough silver
Unvaccinated
He's my lawyer... and he's not a very good one either
Clevon should regain full reproductive function.
we have "proprietarily" obtained for you...
Oh, I like money… yeah
After several hours, Joe finally gave up on logic and reason...
Not like I do..
"Oh, I gotta go to the time machine. I wanna go home. "
This one. No. This one goes in your mouth.
Okay, this particular individual Is unscannable
South Carolina what’s up!
Is it his lectrolytes?
Why'd you do that ¿?
You shut up! Now...
I never did anything with my life. At least you were an artist, you know?
You gotta let me talk to someone in the army! Wait a second.
Matt licks my butthole
This is Peterson, your new replacement.
BRANCH TROLL FANBOY2009 IN REAL
Yeah suck one. UK has like 20 million a day.
Chadwick beach whassup!?
When Butthurt kd Haters Are Still Posting
You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?
That's enough of your bullshit son!
Is this a hospital or...
And number three, he's gonna fix everything.