Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I just got kissed on the lips.

Those fires that can lead

Hey, cleveland, brokeback mountain,

Because the other one might have blood in it.

Rev up your engines! These boots are your ticket to ride.

This afternoon at the baseball game, roberta and federline

Let me get a hookup from my man donovan mcnabb.

Bad hormone-riddled adolescent! Bad, bad!

"oh, no, my wiener fell off and broke.

* dropped loretta *

I’m spittin’ more wisdom than Morgan Freeman

You're the one who said jesus hates sex.

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So, thank you, ma'am, but no thanks.

Thanks, dad. I'll get us some purity punch.

I haven't seen him.

George: Thank you!

(snaps fingers) wait a minute.

Now let’s welcome the girl of the hour. Whoops. I mean the woman of the hour. Donna Lou Retten Tubbs Brown!

Pledging his virginity to him.

* than a mattress named serta *

Where did you learn to dance so well?

I forgot that virgins have so much free time on their hands,

I'm telling you,

That's just common sense.

And money designated

And he and ernie decided to hotwire the rascal

You want to marinate 'em in your folds or eat 'em as is?

(crowd cheering)

Dallas, texas, residence.