Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(gulps)
* but more dudes have laid on you *
It'll leadeth to pregnancy,
Ernie! Where the hell are you?
And take this honorable purity pledge?
Aw, blap! You flipped the script!
I, laura davis, pledge my virginity to my dad.
No. I'm not going.
(water sloshing)
Roberta, I’m very sorry. Give me a hug. Or as I say, aunt and cousin. Then, the apology brings us to the fun: the firework show!
Where is he? He said he was coming over here.
Folks went to bed at a decent time,
We gotta go shopping, daddy,
Since nobody wants it.
She's right.
So, you're not ashamed of me?
(inspirational song playing)
And the best part is, the reverend says
You know, you know, cleveland, for, for centuries
Ooh, chocolate-vanilla swirl, chocolate-vanilla swirl!
(r&b music playing)
A crazy mother fucker named Dewey
Oh, no. Not two-virgine marlene.
I want you to at least try.
The girls and I get to go to a purity ball...
Listen, man, I need a hookup on a suit.
(sobbing)
Of the letter of chlamydias to the gonorrheans:
And I am kind of hungry, so make some pussy
Fine.
And then I explained what happens to whores.
Hey, morning, cleveland.
Shut the (bleep) up!
Oh, the pageantry!
Then we're adjourned.