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* through good times and bad times *
(running footsteps)
All right, look, look, at this point,
To leave them in their original packaging.
Yeah, so what happened with the fly honeys?
Yep. That's my kendra.
(groans) all right, let us turn to a reading
Kendra, there's deviled eggs.
Your genitals and your soul burn.
Roberta, please pass me the olive oil.
All: Mm-hmm.
(chuckling): This place, always something.
That is what she didn't say
That you gave your virginity to your dad.
Shut the (bleep) up!
She drinking melt butter for midnight cock
* razzle, dazzle, doozle, day *
Drinking melted butter and a kangaroo
You see them shorties?
You seem to have a certain way with the ladies.
I'm going to stay here and see this through,
(growl turns to laughter)
Oh, boy!
* I don't mind the rain if the rain is just a drizzle *
Aah!
* y'all done best consider me *
Junior, if you don't give up your pledge,
Dad, guess what?
Nothing like watching a bunch of people I've never heard of
Flemme des Gens de régis.
I would probably go with the new soda pop
80% of food preparers in this country have herpes.
He has no respect for me,
("take me out to the ball game" playing over speakers)
Of my virginity after all.