Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Have we lost our way?

Specifically for prostitutes is missing...

The birdcage? That's your son.

You'll end up like this.

Donna, your idea of safe sex is why

Born-agains are crazy and off-putting.

Don't cry, junior.

All right, so your pops want me to put you up on game, right?

What can I say except delete this.

(cheering, applause continues)

Mmm, good sundaes.

Obesity, illiteracy and diseasacy.

Cleveland’s fat! Um, Ollie, aren’t you gonna raise your glass and say “To the happy couple”?

Junior, a boy's virginity is a terrible burden,

I love minor league baseball.

But I didn't want to sit on the wet seat.

* this is the cleveland show. *

Oh, thank god! (unzips pants)

Nasty, nasty roberta.

(snickers) cleveland, it's your hot stepdaughter and her boyfriend.

Go up and twist your fingers all up, like, "westside!"

Please stay a virgin, roberta.

Mmm, good sundaes like ice cream

You-you think he died so that men don't have sex?

I'm not that broken sausage.

Teenagers are taking a pledge, the purity pledge;

* and I am proud to be *

* I'm spittin' more wisdom than morgan freeman *

To hand over their virginity to their fathers,

For $35, they'll take anything

Baking melted butter for a motherfucking midnight snack

Ho-ho-hold up, pops.