Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You’re two feet tall with a three foot Afro

That portable shoe toilet.

(growls louder)

I can do you both right here, right now

Roberta doesn’t act out as much as Rallo. But she’s mouthy and talks back. I’m sick of it!

And jeans were only worn by prisoners.

* now I'm doing much betta *

Junior, go play with your action figures.

* and so I found a place *

One bounce! Coming along, george, coming along!

And you'd wind up talking for eight straight days.

And if you get herpes, who cares?

I'll be right in.

Iosibtamsbramaoadr

* they call me hot brown and the c. Bizzle *

How come security didn't stop you on the way in?

Oh, I don't if I could possibly...

* you can't get rid of me *

I'm the high priest of our home.

I ran up the stairs.

I’ll pack your rusty but back in the car

She's not born again.

Waterman cable-- we're a monopoly.

Midnight. Take it or leave it.

You guys don't even work here.

(exhaling squeakily)

Well, I called them all whores, like you said

The extra-virgin kind, not the regular kind

Jesus wants to keep the females pure, not the males.

* drinking melted butter for a midnight snack *

Any other new business?

Our pastor is giving a sermon on teen abstinence this Sunday.

* razzle, dazzle, doozle, day *

Now let’s welcome the girl of the hour. Whoops. I mean the woman of the hour. Anita Josefina Teresita Beatriz del Carmen Margarita Palacio.

To church today, cleveland?

A crazy motherfucker named Cleveland