Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I want to lose my virginity so my daddy will love me.

That's your son.

I Donna, take you Cleveland.... I Donna, take you Cleveland....

It's time for the kiss cam,

(chuckles) you know what, junior?

I guess I'll have to scare some sense into you.

Oh, boys don't get most of the bad diseases.

Church was your idea.

May I be excused, mother?

I gotta ask the congregation to please refrain from shouting

R is for rapper

Remembering, of course,

But there is a hope all across this great land.

That is not virgin

Well, aren't we a regular fred astaire

And the money's missing from the whore jar.

(speaking southern Pashto)

(robotic beeping)

What are these people wearing?

I thought maybe it'd be in the back of your car,

And the rascal's gone...

How many pieces do you... Dad!

Now let me tell you all about Rallo.

When I was nine.

You-you should come

Pack your recipe box back in the Can you leave me in the hotel on Saturdaycar

Oh, cool. Is that worf?

(crowd cheering)

Sometimes he has me wait in the car,

Daddy, do you want me to get herpes?

Shut the fuck up!

No, he got humiliated at church by his son