Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ain't nobody getting off this whip
who's filling in for jordan? tenae.
(crowd booing)
Abababa a abababa a Me when i
If I told you that you could open up a new soda pop
No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nick, nack, paddy wack, crack-a-lack, jack!
* my flow is the noise, white boys do my voice *
And turn promise into despair.
(audience cheers, applauds)
Hey, xianhanxinganwa.
Cleveland, what do you think you're doing?
Oh, man, this is going even worse than when I invented
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I might be a virgin,
Roberta, I'd very much like your virginity.
These fancy hats of fruit, feathers and foliage.
Oh. Hey, what year was she born again?
Behold the terrible, ugly consequences of male virginity!
Rallo, your phone's made of chocolate.
Hold my beer, rallo.
Then cleveland jr. Must have overhead us making fun of him.
Kids today. Just makes you think about our country's values.
Because the flavor has been tainted,
I saw a lady with two virgines yesterday.
Probably went to go stab a guy in the neck with scissors.
And I’m kind of hungry, So make some motherfucking lasagna
Then he gives Aunt Donna the finger, This is what you get for yelling at your daughter for something she did not do! Now you calm yourself and when you do, go apologize to your daughter, and start a new beginning!
And other fun things.
(giggling) excuse me.
But I'll kick your ass if you do that again.
We took a break so we could laugh at your gay son.
* straight out of stoolbend *
Oh, sorry. Cleveland, can we get another groomsman to do the toast, because Ollie can do a long toast. He can just do a quick toast and we’ll raise our cups.
A crazy motherfucker named IceJJFish.
What, are you nuts?
Having good time at the ballgame. (music plays)
(SNORING)
* with my new family *
That-that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Well, thank you, cleveland, jr.
"oh, that's okay.
* where everyone will know *
But they were terrible women.
Roberta, do you know what a hymen is?
* like upgrading to an escalade from jetta *
What do you want?