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[Doors hiss]
[Sniffs]
What do you want?
You want me to say something?
Okay.
*
A-And why don't you turn yourself in, seeing as how
I got a buddy in there who's facing some serious time.
Woman: We're gonna help each other.
Marion: Keep your shirt on...
[Copy machine whirring]
Plus, they're really beautiful, Cissy.
[Car alarm chirps]
Uh...
Anyway...
Drunk in public, resisting arrest?
[Inhales sharply]
Oh, I thought the potato salad worked out great.
but I think it should be a family member.
[Whirring continues]
It's been awhile, you know?
Nativity scene. Yeah.
Francesca: Do you have any idea what time it is?
[Sighs]
A freaking exercise bike.
Hold on a second.
[Soft thudding]
Oh, my gosh. Ah, this is all so beautiful.
He and I sure could use your support here.
Where's his body?
[Papers rustle]
[Rupert Holmes' "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" plays on radio]
And, bam, it suddenly occurred to me it's been six years.
It's up to the district attorney whether to prosecute.
Oh. Great.
* Happy birthday to you
[Intercom buzzes]
[Bag whips, water running]
Hi.
[Glass shatters]
I mean, not like a real baby, just a --
It's not like Albuquerque at all.
Yeah. No. It-- It's crazy.
I could sue you in civil court.
"Find me in..." Glen: What did she say?
[Car door closes]
[Door opens]
Ask Jeeves told me.
[Sighs]
Well, yeah, but nobody makes a truck that long, so...
[Breathes deeply]
Yep.
ABS or PVC?
But you -- you got him off, like, scot-free.
Cissy: I don't know. It's as close as I could get.
You wanna go Friday? Sure.
So pass along my sincerest apologies
[Bag rustling]
[Ball thudding]
Good. [Chuckling] Okay.
[Humming]
[Drawer opens, glass clinks]
Marion... The death of me.
How is this any different?
and listen carefully when the judge addresses you.