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Oh, God!
and guess what he's gonna get for his next birthday.
[Sighs]
[Jar thuds]
Would you call that a fish taco?
[Sighs]
[Videotape clicks, whirs]
Hello?
[Pen scratching]
Uh, that receptionist of yours...
[Knock on cubicle]
[Whipping]
Marion, do you think that's me?
Well, I think he was scared at how you'd take it.
Oh! Hey.
[Camera shutter clicking]
[Static hisses]
[Breathes deeply]
Yeah. So, what do you think about that?
I told him he could go to Hell
down in Satellite Beach.
Stop waving that thing at me.
Did you get the mayonnaise?
[Telephone rings]
You hit it with enough sunlight...
[Bluetooth beeps]
[Both shouting indistinctly]
Did everybody just all decide to stop taking it?
Yeah, no, not really.
and up you popped, big as day.
Put that down, Marion.
[Metal crunches]
Fring's in the ground.
[Siren wails in distance]
I don't -- I don't want anything.
[Watches rattling]
"He didn't suffer."
Yeah.
[Music stops, tape clicks]
Was it in your possession?
And this? This is some bullshit.
Who cares? C'mon, c'mon...
[Indistinct conversations]
And me on the telephone for hours, long distance,
[Rain pounding]
Kim.
You think? Yep.
I mean, Jesus.
* Happy birthday to you
[Breathes deeply]
No.