Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Cellphone thuds]

[Vehicle approaches]

That's all anybody remembers.

Well...tell him I hope he's keeping his nose clean.

And why would they think that?

Kim, why are we even talking about this?

[Gavel bangs] And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque!

The place where I had the accident?

So, how's it gonna fit in the truck if --

Hey, Sweetcheeks, who do we got next?

Christian Ortega.

[Breathing heavily]

And does that come in a three-inch riser,

What -- That is --

[Tools whirring, grinding]

Besides, gold food coloring?

I made it with Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise.

Put on your hair shirt, see what it gets you!

Announcer: Better Call Saul.

but now I'm Sweden.

[Cellphone vibrates]

and smack somebody in their face there.

But that's not the big-deal part.

I mean, I had an accident, okay?

You shouldn't be calling me.

If we're gonna do this, we should leave now.

How's it coming?

But close, right?

See, you have no idea what I did or didn't do, okay?

and tried to buy a pacifier,

Whaddya want me to do about it?

So, what happens next?

Maybe it's too dangerous.

And I tell him, "Yo, Emilio, you know, a funny TV commercial

And sure enough, the police?

Woman: Yes. Yes.

Trust your Old Man on that.

* I'm not the kinda girl * * I'm not the kinda girl

Cop: Look at this bullshit.

[Breathing heavily]

Final warning...

Because guess what?