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Uh, when the police took you into custody,
[Plastic snaps]
It's like this crazy mistake, you know?
[Door closes]
Holy shit.
Oh, my God...
*
Jeff? What time is it?
would you, son?
they think that I -- me -- committed a robbery.
Just -- I'm thinking it's been awhile,
Do not do it, Marion.
...in the wrong place at the wrong time.
[Breathes deeply]
[Bus rumbling]
Nah, I think it'll be your mom.
Think this'll work?
Hi. I'm Saul Goodman.
I mean, technically it isn't actually mayonnaise, but...
[Exhaling sharply]
every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent.
[Telephone rings]
*
Oh, I forgot spoons. Sorry.
[Intercom buzzes]
Epoxy yellows.
when we're 1,400 miles away from the nearest ocean?
[Birds chirping]
Kim: You sure do.
I don't think they'll find him.
Yep.
[Exhales sharply]
Oh, it's perfect, Cissy. Thank you.
Yep!
[Turn signal clicking]
[Breathes deeply]
[Button clicks, pendant beeps]
[Ball thudding intensely]
[Sighs]
No remaining witnesses other than my ex-husband...
Bernalillo County has my affidavit.
I'll have you out by lunchtime.
Thanks.
Honestly, I was gonna pay the bail myself,
[Inhales sharply] They're both good.
assuming he's still alive.
Well, I mean, because -- I mean, think about it.
*
[Glass thuds]
Absolutely. Whatcha eating?
Cissy, garnet and gold! I see it plain as day.
Not thinking anything in particular. Just random thoughts.
*
Well, here's the thing --
That is really rich, you -- you preaching to me?
[Line ringing]