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# And when he come down he'll have lots of ciggy
(SIGHS)
You clicked "keyboard destruct" just underneath.
I don't believe it! You bastards!
OK.
Just do it, one more time!
(SHRILL) QUEASY?! QUEASY?! (SCREECHES INCOMPREHENSIBLY)
# So why you get so mad when I was rubbin' on your peggy?
Erm... Right, blue - you're pregnant, white - you're not.
Hang on. "But you have won a small cash prize."
because, well, that'd be very exciting.
Oh!
Someone's gonna see us, I know, but I just... I don't care.
I'm obsessed with my own problems.
Would you like to have a dance?
# You're acting like ignoring me is now your latest hobby
No, I don't dance. I'm no good.
Ah, fuck it!
Oh!
(SHRILL) Where's my coulis?! Where's Luke?!
You complete bollock-arsed shits!
It's all right, done it enough myself. Are you new?
I assume you didn't...?
Come and have a fucking dance!
(Sarge, the eagle has landed.)
Why? Why? Because that...
# C'mon, doggy lovers, c'mon
No, I can't. My hair goes really frizzy.
I dunno. I sometimes wish... What do you think she'd do if she found out?
It's disgusting. I haven't washed my hair for weeks.
91 - let's get him!