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- I forgot about that afro. - You know what?
- Da, da-da-da... - Sterling Archer and Lana Kane of ISIS...
Now, where's this pig launcher thing?
- Did you say "man crush"? - I'm pretty sure it was "shut up."
PROTESTERS [CHANTING]: Fur is murder! Fur is murder! Fur is murder!
- Lf you'd brought enough food... - I wouldn't have beer.
I'm not gonna blow the...
[PROTESTERS SCREAMING]
But back in the day...
- Like that day at the fur store. - Yeah.
- Would you just...? - Yeah.
[ARCHER SCREAMS]
Wha...? There was bottled water in there the whole time?
You ruined the moment.
LANA: Archer. - Okay, so, the po' boy, the... Hello?
Oh, thank you, certified airboat mechanic.
a a
...Ruth Baker, age 39, killed in her backyard by a 10-footer.
- But I do really wish there was a gator. - Hey, come on, not even as a joke, Lana.
Because of the things that come out of your body.
- Shut up. Hi, Josh. - Hello, Lana.
[BOTTLE HISSING]
Since when are you such a radical environmentalist?
Oh, okay, relax. It's okay, we're...
Because dry ice is something crazy, like, negative a hundred degrees.
It's the only section above ground, so if Gray wants to attack our pipeline...
- Is it as idiotic as your other plan? - That's how brainstorming works, Lana.
...hydroelectric dams, whaling ships...