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- It so wasn't. - I said I was sorry.
That's when I realized I had to lead the fight...
[LANA SIGHS]
- How can an airboat be selfish? - Nope, can't hear you. I'm too happy.
So for the love of God, woman, go make me a fresh batch of hurricanes!
What? You still would've burned your hands reaching in here.
I want every last one of those low-flow toilets out.
- Screw the damn ecosystem. Shoot! - You are such a hypocrite.
Well, some of those huge profits are paying ISIS to protect that pipeline.
- Check this out. - How do you light it?
How you doing, buddy?
Yes, and I need every single watt.
...of America's liquid natural gas demand. ARCHER: Right.
What? It's one lousy fish.
- Drop it! Drop it! - You drop it.
What are your three biggest fears? Archer?
- But what? - You're not gonna like it.
- I mean, not that you would, but... - Next time use the...
- Great. Way to keep a low profile. - Thanks.
I am commandeering this hat
Lives of what, a few lab rats?
I told you lives were at risk. Now behold the horror you have wrought.
- Oh, come on. - Oh, here we go.
- Right after I set up the grill. - Will you just...?
What does a brain aneurysm have to do with walking around in a swamp?
How's it feel to be a murderer?