Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chinese alligators are smaller, but their bellies are fully-armored...

...and I get mosquitoes and no beer and not laid. How could this get any...?

- An airboat. - An airboat, Lana.

No, we all have to pitch in to make ISIS green.

- Asshole. - Did it get you?

A rainbow should shoot out every time you open it.

...not to mention a dangerous eco-terrorist.

MALORY: Every single one.

I hope an alligator attacks you at the exact moment you have a brain aneurysm.

- Like Burt Reynolds in White Lightning. - Great, just...

...in the surf at Myrtle Beach, so, you know, shit happens.

In the gear bags.

- Archer. - Same year, Pinellas County, Florida...

- Like alcohol's effect on the brain? - No, like the reaction between...

And some damn guard dog you is.

...touch it. - What the f****** shit is this?

I went to grad school on the G.I. Bill.

Hey, here's a surprise. Hermès.

- Archer. - So you need a lift back to land?

PAM: Okay, jeez, hostile work environment.

And so now all 20 enraged feet of him is swimming around out there.

Yes, I can. Burt Reynolds is my spirit guide.

LANA: Hippies aren't the only people who care.

No, the swamp's too dirty, it's full of...

- This heading, one mile. - Whoo!

I said, thank God for small miracles.

- Yeah, why don't you have another one? - Well, somebody's got to.

- But l... - Ooh. Or do I want a mint julep?

You looked like Angela Davis had a lovechild with "Sweet" Lou Dunbar.

GRAY: I like your new hairdo, by the way.

They only live here and China. Two different species.