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Like, I happen to care. A lot.
And I'm also sorry we can't let you blow up this pipeline.
So to get these freebie socialist tax credits...
Nothing. It can happen anywhere at any time, that's why it's terrifying.
- Why do I have to carry the toilets? - You know why.
Let me finish.
LANA: Sorry. ARCHER: Whoo!
Hurry, put your hands in the swamp.
- Six percent, really? - Yeah, so would you lay off?
- Do crocodiles even live here? - Not "here" here, in the Everglades.
...so it kind of equals out. Can we change the subject?
ARCHER: Whoo-hoo!
Think about what will happen to those wetlands if that pipeline explodes.
- Oh, great, there better be more of those. - Sky marshal, drop your weapon!
- You're really not scared, are you? - No.
Josh was my Environmental Policy TA when I was in college.
When what you should be afraid of is falling in love with me again...
- I need six more of these. - Why do you need seven?
[GUNSHOTS]
And victory will only come when Americans stop destroying the earth...
Shall we find out?
ARCHER: Was that rhetorical? LANA: Archer.
Gg
- Borrowed it from Woodhouse. - Archer, what the shit?
...just for making a few simple changes around here.
Alligators, by far the biggest.
BACKUS: This is the AmPetCo gas pipeline.
Oh, shit.
Your lab uses more electricity than the rest of ISIS put together.
We could scare off Gray if we don't maintain the element of surprise.
Shut up. But, Josh, seriously, do you really think the ends justify such violent means?
What are your three biggest fears?