Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks for coming so quickly.
You know, I thought about joining the FBI
$400, burning a hole in my pocket.
They're only seasonal, too, this time of year.
We have this kind of junky, old microwave.
I'd think, "Wait a second. Why wasn't the ...
Shut up, shut up.
Some of you ladies, you're pretty,
See you next time somebody gets murdered.
All right. Are you ready?
As far as joining the FBI is concerned,
And the county will not give us a new microwave
Microwave! Yes!
All right.
and go right to your .357 or your .44.
And crew? And crew?
Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.
This is my partner, officer Jones.
And et al. Et al.
Yeah. Duh.
One dark, one with heavy sugar, light cream.
A month's salary. You all heard it.
"aw, hey, you want to rob this store with me?"
What are you officers doing in here?
I failed a test to be a member of a book club.
after I saw, uh, that movie with Jodie foster
It was five of them ... Five black dudes.
Oh, hey...
Okay, what we want to teach you today
They don't have anymore questions.
Why don't we secure the perimeter, I guess, or the hall?
No need to salute.