Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't deal with this kind of incompetence.

Is that tear gas?

You're never supposed to put metal in a microwave,

What do I get for the ... For the $400 there?

I want to get some pictures here.

Pick somebody black so you can show the color on the force.

"I want to work with people on the streets.

Just close your eyes.

How about $1 a second?

She's throwing up.

have been attributed to the junkyard dog

and you can't talk something out,

Whoa, there you are!

You know, let's just move it out, please.

Call 911, and when they say, "what's your emergency?"

Is that more coffee than ... No, no, no.

it's completely covered by a sheet except for its feet.

Um, that is not sexy to me.

is a little bit like being chaperoned, you know?

You don't want to look like you're racist.

Oh, no, that's the kind that goes in the...

That was so classy.

Yeah, they're making their toast.

as it becomes available.

or a special hat.

I feel like we're perfectly capable at enforcing the law.

Has this body been touched?

You know, Trudy is off on Thursday and Friday nights.