Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ For just a birdie and a birdie who goes nowhere ♪

if you're gonna train Mexican jumping beans.

♪ And just like honey from the bee ♪ Whoo-hoo!

Well, maybe, uh, somebody ate them.

What, uh, what did he say?

You've got a fish sticking out of your ear.

♪ Whene'er I see a little pet ♪

And now, ladies and gentlemen,

[laughs] Oh, I don't know.

♪ Celebrational Muppetational ♪

[audience boos and hisses]

50 SHADES OF PIG SHITE Starring BOBBY BELTER, MISS PIGGY, KERMITT THE DOGGER AND MAX DA BOY

A Junior Swamp Scout's always true.

- ♪ Of a tune that is choppy ♪ - ♪ Good old-fashioned ♪

- ♪ If you will play from a copy ♪ - ♪ One with ♪

- The boiler? - I'll get up the steam.

I said that I don't wear jeans

[all trilling, shouting]

[♪ Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow Wow]

Thank you! Well, those of you with nervous dispositions

I never thought of putting you in the melodrama.

[stammers] Well, I may not love it, but I'll introduce it.

- A musical number? - Yes, yes.

- Yeah. - Gonzo, your lunch is here!

but whatever it is, it is not safe.

- ♪ That is simply because ♪ - ♪ Play a simple ♪

Explodaphone? Jean, you could get killed!

- No Latin stuff tonight. - No. No, thank you.

[both shouting]