Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

because she ain't here.
You may not believe this, but I have an ear for gossip.
In fact, let's make it a deal. What's past is past, okay?
Mama!
Oh, no. I don't want anything from you,
I don't know about you, Louise, but I had a wonderful time.
Mom is, um... too sentimental.
and feeding them better than she feeds me.
Come on, come on. You can tell old Charlie.
Hey. Are you okay?
Well, didn't you ask her? No.
I suppose I'm jumping for joy!
I never went with anybody called Fred.
Now, wait a minute, Mama.
Her very own baby?
♪ Movin' on up ♪
What young lady from New Jersey?
No, she didn't do none of that.
Weezy couldn't have had no kid in 1951
What about Harriet Johnson?
Just give me another drink.
Oh, my God. You can say that again.
♪ There ain't Nothin' wrong with that ♪
Now that I'm here, I don't know how to say it.
Because we was going steady, that's how I know!
unless I went out with him.
Well, what is it?
What's eating you, old buddy?
My word! How do you keep them looking so fresh?
and I certainly don't hold any grudges.
Okay. If I tell you, will you leave me alone?
George, if you don't get away from me, I swear...
You'll just have to...
A-ha!
Man, that was some wedding!
A bartender is the drinking man's psychiatrist.
Oh, thank you, George.
Your father.
But it doesn't prove anything.
Does that birth certificate say who the father was?
Yes.