Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[Billy] LV!
The manager says, "Do you want that condom on your bill, sir?"
♪ Like no business I know ♪
♪ High as a mountain ♪
♪ Come fly with me ♪
♪ Days may be cloudy ♪
♪ Weather-wise it's such a lovely day ♪
five lads all built like Buddha.
♪ Come fly with me ♪
- Clark Gable in a bag. Or should I say "Clark Cable"? - [Man Laughing]
[Birds Wailing]
- Leave the latch off, eh? - What about me then?
[Man] You stick with me, son. You'll learn a few tricks.
I only ordered a phone, not a mobile bloody library.
- Give us another one, Ray! - [Laughing]
- [Car Door Closes] - [Engine Starts]
♪ We're headin' 'cross the river ♪
I'm nearly done.
Try as I do, I cannot say no to that man.
Guess who I just spoke to... only Bunny Morris.
Do you want to give me an 'and?
Has, has Duane come home?
- Do you go out much? - No.
Even taught one of them to talk once.
- [Gags] - Wait a minute.
- No, no. We're just phone boys, us. - [Phone Ringer Rings]
I said "our souls," madam. The biggest thing in rock,
Une tasse de the a la Ray.
Hey, did you win?
I can't wait, Mari, can you? I'm buzzing. Fit to burst. Big crowd, proper job.
- I can predict rain with that. [Laughing] - [Laughing]
the one with music.
What's he doin' in France?
and your nights and your nights and your nights...
We-We'll do, we'll do, we'll do "Chicago."
♪ There's always tomorrow to think of today ♪
Ah, well, I didn't think he looked like the shirt-liftin' type somehow.
I, I've never felt like this before... about anyone!
♪ Forget your troubles Come on, get happy ♪
All right, then. Get 'em back up.
♪ Never a new love ♪
Oh, I don't know what to say now.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
- Spare ticket now if you want one. - Sorry.
[Imitating Marilyn Monroe] ♪ Look what you started This conflagration ♪
- Oh, no. You forgot it. - I've been so busied with her, Ray.
Eh, and listen, you.
[Imitating Judy Garland] Lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my!
Eh, it was Mr. Boo himself introduced us the other night.
I bet that Judy Garland never went on stage in her bloody pajamas,
Come on. I've had enough of you lot tonight. Dress on now. Move it, will ya?
I had something... ladies and gentlemen.
- Drivin' me round in his lovable twat mobile. - [Screaming]
- Yes! - [Mari] Bloody hell, Sadie. The bastard wants me!
♪ Bluebirds ♪
♪ On the lady in tights or the bride ♪
[Mari] Ah, well, you'd best advance on out then, eh?
Finished, fucking finished me.
♪ The headaches, the heartaches The backaches, the flops ♪
[Ray Whispering] What have you stopped for? Don't stop now.
Yeah?
Come on, love. Enough of this.
Well, that's it. I give up.
♪ Poo ♪♪
He's quiet, isn't he?
I shall go to the ball! Oh, you darlings from the sky!
And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for our first act...
There's no way that you're coming with me and her to better things. No way, love.
♪ On the other side ♪
♪ We're in or we're out ♪
- ♪ There's music in the clatter of the clogs ♪♪ - I'm warnin' you, LV.
- ♪♪ [Stops] - You'll love this next one, Mr. Boo. Singing combo...
Where's LV? Have you seen Ray Say or LV?
- Furniture? - Now, then, a novelty act...
Hey, you. What's this, then... one of them rave thingies?
♪ Throw your sins away in the tide ♪
I had something really special.
♪ On the other side ♪
♪ Get ready ♪
- [Needle Scratches] - ♪♪ [Pop]
You were in the way the first night I heard her,
LV, management is here.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Cooped up there in the dark all day, like a friggin' bird trapped in the rafters.
♪ Falling in love again ♪
- More on than Hoff, I should imagine. - [Woman] Excuse me!
♪ Beautiful ♪
who might think something of you, and, ah,
Yeah. A shame.
Do another one. Go on. Do some more.
- And me daughter. - How do you do?
- What for? - You know what for.
- LV! My baby! - [Man] It's all right, love. Everybody's out.
Yes!
Fine lights.
Happens sometimes, once they're out.
Ah, yes, you little bastard.