Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Happy for you.
I said I've never heard of him.
- Mm. - It's not about pulling a rabbit...
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
You live in a bubble or something?
Do you know any other tricks?
You know what? I don't want you staying here.
- I will do it! - Good.
And in case you haven't noticed...
Would you tell the Hilton family Burt Wonderstone called?
I only hope you're ready to face the fire!
...that sense of awe, that sense of wonderment...
Oh, my ankles are broken.
You see that?
Just a gentle reminder. Uh, call me.
Oh, well, I don't usually sign autographs, but I suppose I can make an exception.
Mm.
...at the fabulous Stardust Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.
- I just missed you so much. - I missed you too.
Twerp. - Unh!
You've done such a great job today.
- You kids wanna see some real magic? - Yeah.
...who, for the good of sailors everywhere, lived the life of a whore.
Walk off in a huff.
Incredible. Incredible.
Oh. The bubbles seem to have dissipated.
They're calling him the future of magic.
Oh, Jesus. This is disgusting.
you'll love Bally's signature steakhouse, Bally's Steakhouse.
- Poor, sweet Nicole. - My name's Jane.
- What is wrong with him? - "Will Burt poop?"
You just want to get the show over with.
I'm sorry. Are we hurting your performance as a walking mannequin?
- Yes, you can! Yes, you can! - No, it's so small!
I don't eat from that tree.
- What about all my investments? - Yes, okay. Good.
I'm sure this is normal, but my legs are shutting down.
Give me the dog. Give me that dog!
You got no joy in you, son.
- I missed the show. - Oh.
That's swelling up pretty quick.
For a very long time!
$248.
...on red-hot coals.
Thank you, Mr. Marvelton.
...with your longtime magic partner and best friend, Burt Wonderstone.
Be there for the final hour of Steve Gray's incredible stunt.
Agh, that is tight. Ugh.
- They called me Magic Bitch. - No.
Oh, cool!
Bun?
Well, here's the thing. I have not eaten in 24 hours...
And if you like steakhouses...
- Happy birthday. - Thanks, Dad.
- Wow. You really were hungry. - Mm.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Burt Wonderstone.
Hey. What if you put a plastic bag of water in the hidden compartment?
So, Miranda, what are your hopes and dreams?
You're Rance Holloway.
Ah!
This wasn't a bad idea, Burt!
Women didn't have the same freedoms that they do now.
...and the burning edge...
Steve Wynn, please.
This is your town, Burt. Tomorrow you take it back.
But I've been doing it for over three days now and, frankly, I'm bored.
And I'll always be your friend.
He's in a very safe place.
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Gray.
Are you sure about that, Judah? Are you sure about anything?
Hi, Jane. Rance Holloway.
That's crazy.
All right, here we go. Here we go.
They said this was a magicians' bar.
Everything's in perfect alignment.
But I'll tell you what. That kid? That kid is your biggest fan.
...or live onstage...
to mitigate the miserable drudgery of your existence.
For ten years, I played the biggest room in Vegas.
Oh, hello, Nicole. I'm taking a tub.
Okay, get off.
...and that I yelled at you, and that I tried to make you feel uncomfortable, and that I...
Hmm. Mm.
I'm a magician.
Have you heard of this Steve Gray guy?
Do you remember what that was?
- Is this your card? - No.
...and there was this one kid in class who was always mean to us...
- That's so cool. - Amazing.
Surrender, Whorethy.
Oh, my God.
This must be the thrill of a lifetime for you.
...the first escape you learn is generally from a school locker.
The great and wonderful Burt Wonderstone.
I-29.
You quit?