Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Colonel, l'd gladly serve above and beyond the call of duty...
You promised to take the vacuum cleaner with you?
Well, whatever it is, we don't need any more evidence.
Excuse me, Miss Ferguson.
Then you told her to go home and wait for you.
She was not my girlfriend.
Try the sausage, huh?
The wall near the fireplace. Nice warm wall, that's good.
Now, come on.
A secret mission, huh?
Hello.
l want him.
Come closer.
Gentlemen, l don't mind telling you l am bitterly disappointed.
-P.J. -Bill.
Wait a minute, wait a minute! You don't understand!
She wanted to have fun...
You know, like a dog.
...but a beautiful genie...
First you tell me to leave you and never come back.
Yes. There's more than one way...