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Dave, I learned more about honor and courage on the streets

He will mess you up but good.

but my mouth just keeps saying, "Oh, Johnny."

I don't want to have to call Security, all right?

Marry me, you bum.

At the cost of dozens of quarters

Which reminds me--

a can of whoop-ass on somebody, it's industrial-sized.

Yeah, here. I, uh... I got a penny.

Looking back, what was the one major obstacle

What are you doing here?

I know you're all right.

That way he'll tell you what he's up to.

I don't know. Maybe it's the fact

Well, Dave, I don't know why you'd lie to me,

The minute I look at him,

You've been drinking his wine, haven't you?

But before we get into that,

[CONDUCTER ANNOUNCES INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.]

We know you're evil

In short, Dave, I'm finally worthy of Lisa.

Hm? You're not--? You're not surprised?

and then you know what's gonna happen?

Even as I battle stray dogs for scraps of meat

and make you all my personal slaves.

Oh, for God's sakes, let this end mercifully.

Dave, I don't look good poor.

Well, how's, uh--? How's that treating you?