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You just want me to break his heart.
Just our-- Our paths have diverged, you know?
Yes, it's true, Johnny. Go away. I don't want you anymore.
and ruin his credit rating.
"The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People."
Poor old, lovable wino.
No, of course not, Johnny.
and he got Mr. James thrown into jail?
It was a good plan, Mr. James.
That's-- That's crazy.
So you're not-- You're not just a-- A drunk, are you?
No. I'm afraid he didn't have to.
because I don't know how you can live with yourself.
Look.
I'm just breaking the, uh, dollar for the news--
I would never hurt you again.
[SIGHS]
Boy, oh, boy.
Well, this is where he was before.
Gee, I can't believe that didn't work.
But Joe here seems to think
Yeah, but take it easy on him. He seems to be pretty reformed.
I swore that I'd come back someday
The street and the subway.