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♪ ♪
We caught them with Pineapples.
And this image from the security footage?
Shit. This could work.
Did anyone see someone touch this laptop?
What did you change it to, Richard?
That is the number of installs
so it shouldn't look that unusual,
Photographer: Oh, nice.
from October of this year,
- (phones beep) - Uh, Hipstamatic.
and track down whoever ratted me out.
Someone changed my PeaceFare screensaver...
♪ High as ever, Know the code ♪
captured in the rain.
(beeping)
On Saturday, over a quarter-million people
I mean, Lincoln had to suspend habeas corpus to end the war,
- What? It's fine. - But they told me
You fucked us
You know, I actually believe him.
- Go. Just go. Please. - (pounds table)
♪ Queens shit, yeah, it's our time ♪
Where there's a will, there's a way...
♪ ♪
people are just gonna delete the app as soon as the conference is over.
I do, sir.
Good luck with whatever it is you're doing.
(laughs) We're in the middle of the road here.
Start with high-traffic areas, so that means entrances.
but... penetrating the Hooli servers
you sit in the corner with a tinfoil hat on,
- Hoover. - Yes, sir.
Because you wouldn't hack the app server.
about Gavin Belson in that interview.
So, they log onto our boxes
Guys, someone called security, now they're doing a sweep of the area.
- (phone clicks) - All right, this works in theory,
and I look forward to a successful promotion
and with your permission, I'd like to sweep
I'm ending it all tonight.
until one day all that was left was a sad man with funny shoes...
Be Honest Abe again.