Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but you have to break her heart and show her that you do.

ADULT ADAM: It was September 23, 1980-something,

That's not my name, girl.

Find a creative way to connect with her. You know,

Wanted to address this teacher's lounge breach head on.

There, it's done. Relationship over.

My work is done here. See you at dinner.

¶ I'm twisted up inside

What? How do you know about that?

They call it...

This isn't a time for "I told you so."

In the middle of the day?

to keep an eye on her when we're apart.

What are you talking about?

You're both wrong.

So, then you're gonna say to yourself, "Hey, that's too much cheese."

Really? Ten minutes.

for the past seven years.

Don't give up hope yet. (SIGHS)

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

spending time with shady friends. Hey!

Hello? FEMALE OPERATOR: You have a collect call from...

My God, it's gonna be awesome!

Bro, you've come to the right person for love advice.

Did you just take a tab?

¶ Only emptiness remains

This is super hot and awesome, but your dad's gonna kill you.

What have I done? I unleashed the beast.