Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

ADULT ADAM: It was September 23, 1980-something,

to keep an eye on her when we're apart.

but you have to break her heart and show her that you do.

That's not my name, girl.

My God, it's gonna be awesome!

Find a creative way to connect with her. You know,

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

You're both wrong.

They call it...

What are you talking about?

In the middle of the day?

Did you just take a tab?

What? How do you know about that?

Bro, you've come to the right person for love advice.

What have I done? I unleashed the beast.

Really? Ten minutes.

spending time with shady friends. Hey!

Don't give up hope yet. (SIGHS)

So, then you're gonna say to yourself, "Hey, that's too much cheese."

My work is done here. See you at dinner.

There, it's done. Relationship over.

Wanted to address this teacher's lounge breach head on.

This isn't a time for "I told you so."

¶ I'm twisted up inside

This is super hot and awesome, but your dad's gonna kill you.

¶ Only emptiness remains

Hello? FEMALE OPERATOR: You have a collect call from...

for the past seven years.