Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know I told you never to Tom Cruise the floor,

You were right, Dad.

and I was in my first official long-distance relationship

Did you see it?

Showing questionable taste in boys. That's fair.

Yeah, no party. Not feeling it.

Dave Kim likes 'em thick.

¶ And dinosaurs ¶

and Saturdays at 8:00 a.m. When you're nice and fresh.

Do you want to crack your head open?

And of course, Todd tagged along because he speaks French.

Okay, pay attention. This might be helpful to you.

I'm sorry, Lainey. I just really need my mom's full and undivided attention.

So maybe you won't push me away as much?

Risky Business wasn't just a movie.

And wash that apple.

Or Vegas, whichever one's closer.

She's gone. You can drop the act now.

Suit yourself, man.

Yeah, but not this much.

...and when the smoke clears, clean up their mess.

¶ Left, right, left

Yeah, well, I remembered

But as fate would have it,

I am not flappy.

Depends if you won't get carried away so much.

¶ I don't know the future

Yeah, here's the thing. I'm not going to college.

I want to believe you, but your story has some holes.

Yeah, Todd. He's a lifeguard,

¶ Fathoms in the oceans, kilometers on the street

Chill. I'm just telling her what she wants to hear.

Wait, for real? Oh, yeah, sure.