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(SCOFFS)
Yeah, no party. Not feeling it.
¶ And dinosaurs ¶
and Saturdays at 8:00 a.m. When you're nice and fresh.
Yeah, but not this much.
She's gone. You can drop the act now.
Did you see it?
¶ Fathoms in the oceans, kilometers on the street
I know I told you never to Tom Cruise the floor,
Depends if you won't get carried away so much.
Wait, for real? Oh, yeah, sure.
Dave Kim likes 'em thick.
¶ Left, right, left
So maybe you won't push me away as much?
Yeah, here's the thing. I'm not going to college.
Chill. I'm just telling her what she wants to hear.
...and when the smoke clears, clean up their mess.
Or Vegas, whichever one's closer.
And wash that apple.
Yeah, well, I remembered
But as fate would have it,
Showing questionable taste in boys. That's fair.
I am not flappy.
Do you want to crack your head open?
Yeah, Todd. He's a lifeguard,
You were right, Dad.
And of course, Todd tagged along because he speaks French.
Hey.
I'm sorry, Lainey. I just really need my mom's full and undivided attention.
Suit yourself, man.
Face!
(INTRO PLAYS)
and I was in my first official long-distance relationship
¶ I don't know the future
Risky Business wasn't just a movie.
Okay, pay attention. This might be helpful to you.
I want to believe you, but your story has some holes.