Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You said long distance was impossible.
I loved having someone who was willing to listen.
I was finishing my love jam.
Well, not since she went to Paris.
It sounds like she's with this Todd guy.
¶ Heart to heart
No! Our mom is just poisoning your mind
Leave the singing to the professionals!
No matter how far away the girl was, he loved her,
(LIP-SYNCHING) ¶ Just take those old records off the shelf
Don't worry. I'm like a ninja. I'm just gonna...
even if it means doing the unthinkable.
ADULT ADAM: Without the phone or the fax,
¶ Nothing in between... ¶
The start of every year, my mom storms the school
¶ We all fall down ¶
LAINEY: Nobody move! BARRY: I'm just gonna move a little.
the record player was pizza'd.
I'll be your boyfriend.
I saw it with you.
ADULT ADAM: While Erica and Barry were trying to outsmart my mom,
Hell, I'll even parent you.
Come to temporary mommy.
Hey, don't flip this back on me.
Barry! Don't move.
And then he said, "Let's break up,"
What happened? What did she do?
Lainey, I spoke to your father.
It's worse.
ADULT ADAM: While I was tarting to feel this was a bad idea,
No, you hang up.
Wow. Whoo!
She thinks that she calls the shots,
But you know what?
Okay, what are you doing?
I'll show you how to make my famous shrimp parm. Have you heard of it?
Don't you lie to me. It still has a sticker on it.