Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're a guidance guy. Guide him.
when she found out about the Porsche.
Did we just lose our kick-ass Risky Business party?
Yeah, I'm not seeing how that's a bad thing.
that she can clear out a party.
Dang it! Mom waxed the floor. I'm going again.
It was a plan for life.
¶ Dat's love
I spoke to your father about it, and he signed off.
But for my brother, Barry,
It's never too much cheese.
Back before email and Skype, the only way to stay connected was to talk on the telephone
a certain long-distance relationship
(MUSIC STOPS) Oh!
Ellen is with Todd.
Wait. Seriously?
That's the amazing thing about parents.
And he finally got his shot thanks to his rebellious, bad-influence girlfriend,
Aww. You're amazing.
¶ Just to be your companion
You know, when you called her every single day.
How will she know?
Believe me, I don't want to be here either.
Show no fear.
Maybe some other time.
Unfortunately, they let loose an MVP football trophy
I'm here for Lainey. Me?
I was outsmarting the phone company.
Sweet Rebecca De Mornay it's happening!
I got a stopwatch in the drawer.
¶ Miles, inches, yards, feet
(BELCHES)
Your mom's cooking?
¶ We all fall down
We really do.
(OFF-KEY) ¶ Step by step
No way. You have already ruined our lives
You should be a business owner and a millionaire by now.
Ain't that right, lil' yum yum?
You and Dana are the ones on the rocks.
Behold the gem of the forbidden teacher's lounge.