Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And tonight, it wasn't Tom Cruise.
as my mom made the coolest party painfully uncool.
No Tom Cruising. Say it.
It wasn't Barry Goldberg.
God, this is so much better than cold pizza every night.
And, Lainey, it's your mom for the week!
Oh, snuggle monkeys, I'm not here for you.
Her name is... Dana, yes.
and that's all that mattered.
Ten minutes a night. Will that work?
You never ask for her mom wisdom ever.
(DIAL TONE) Adam?
Frankly, we used to gab about you guys in the teacher's lounge
Dana, I love you, my dad is a putz, how was your day, I want to kiss your...
But 10 minutes only.
You are so lucky this day has turned around for me.
Oh, no. She's here. It's happening. What's she doing here?
¶ We'll all fall down
I mean, does he even own a shirt? (LAUGHS)
I'm sorry, Lainey. Maybe you should go.
For now.
¶ Like toy soldiers My God, so cool.
You're just trying to remove me from her life
I was thinking that Friday night
Of course, Western Union had to shut us down
You know, I seem to recall
And I'll be speaking, too,