Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Lainey's dad had won in college.
Fine.
I eavesdrop like a badass, and you know it.
He's a real stud. (CHUCKLES)
Everything's gonna be all right. Mama will fix it.
You can't call Seattle before 8:00.
There, I see it. Halley's Comet.
ADULT ADAM: As Lainey was starting to panic about her new smother,
because Ellen has a male roommate
and yet you still have her taking gym class.
Those six months you spent in ROTC
Here's a list of more demands. Meet them.
I once dated a Filipino woman via telegram.
Okay, damn it! Just tell me what you want! Just tell me!
away from Beverly.
Huh? Tell me. I can't remember.
Turns out it actually comes in handy
Her name is Feather Locklear. Real head turner.
Lying, sneaking out, betraying my trust.
So help me God, you are in so much trouble.
She's my soul mate.
"List of stuff to get for our kick-ass Risky Business party
and I'm like, "But I love you,"
I know. I know. I know.
¶ Like toy soldiers ¶
Only comes around once every lifetime.
Yep, Lainey was happy to be a Goldberg,
and all about the kick-ass Risky Business party.
Whoa. You're talking to Seattle?
Okay, you're useless to me.
The party is back on. Yes!
It's called a break-up letter.
Point is love.
Hey, is it cool if Anthony Balsamo's brother
¶ He'd punch a stegosaurus
doesn't mean his feelings aren't real.
Turns out the fax totally sucked back then.