Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

¶ Like toy soldiers ¶
(CHUCKLES)
¶ No distance can defeat us
I think it's fair to say this was everyone's fault.
Chill. It was actually awesome.
Dana would have my passionate love letter in her hands in mere seconds.
One down, one to go.
Stop writing lists! Learn from your mistakes!
So was my mom.
Oh. Save us from ourselves.
written by my brother and starring me.
Take those sunglasses off and look me in the eye.
It was my mom.
It's incredibly risky.
You hang up. You hang up.
I... I really do.
No, you're the weird guy in the movie who sits in the back.
I can't hear what Jake is saying to the fat man.
Oh, sweet Lord. It's the demanding of excellence.
Good luck with Mr. Shrimpsteen.
But this was supposed to be my Risky Business moment. I'm Tom Cruise.
and demands that we get the best teachers and classes.
(TIRES SCREECHING) (ALL SCREAMING)
Maybe this is all a blessing in disguise.
(CHUCKLES)
How about if I let you call her again?
The weirdo's right.
Again with the girlfriend! Unbelievable!
(TAPPING)
and none of us knew about it.
ERICA: Shut up, booger.
I thought Danielle lived down the street.
that I actually knew a guy who pulled it off.
It's like there's two moms now.